jizziquette

The customary behavior of providing only the most exquisite sperm to your significant other by eating a healthy diet

He had such a refined jizziquette, a flamboyant, devil-may-care yet introspective sauce.

by Pineapple4dayz August 5, 2017

Jizzica

A cum loving coke sniffing whore with the name Jessica, who you can text to come over if you didn't find any girls in a club.

Max: that was a dry night at the club.

Mus: wait we can still text Jizzica, get your coke bags ready.

by Nashi-washi March 7, 2019

Jizzstash

When a lover has jizz on their upper lip

Like a milk mustash instead it is made out of jizz

Boy:"I gave Kailey a big jizzstash"

by Fizzyman October 13, 2021

jizzillionaire

(noun): some asshole who is so beyond wealthy that all he does is blow endless loads and makes millions and billions of dollars from doing it all day long for the rest of his life.

person 1: dude that guy just blew a load all over that girls face!

person 2: so?

person 1: he just made a billion dollars from doing that...

person 2: what an asshole!

person 1: no, he's just a JIZZILLIONAIRE!!

by thewetwizardofthewomb June 23, 2010

Jizztastic

When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.

God that is absolutely jizztastic

by Davetherave February 4, 2006

Jizzticle

the act of ejactulating all over ones balls

Hotgirl "hi bigboy"
Chet "fuck! ive just jizzticled myself"

by BIGDAVESUPERFUN January 22, 2009

Jizzinsky

When getting a blowjob, at the point of Climax you push the person giving the blowjobs head down while simultaneously thrusting the penis down their throut to stimulate the gag reflex enducing a cough, the semen then comes out of their nose. Just like when u drink pop and cough, it comes out of your nose. (Follow up with a sweet kiss)

On our honeymoon I gave my wife a Jizzinsky to show my appreciation for her efforts.

by Pete Gizzinsky February 12, 2009