When you are out of mayo you gotta have another option...
So instead of using Mayo you are using your own condimens (jizz) on your sandwhich of choice.
So instead of using Mayo you are using your own condimens (jizz) on your sandwhich of choice.
Guy 1:Hey man why does this sandwich taste so good?
Guy 2: I knew I wasn't the only one who my liked jizz on sandwiches!
Guy 1: Well from now when I come over make me one of your famous jizzsandwhichs!
Guy 2: I knew I wasn't the only one who my liked jizz on sandwiches!
Guy 1: Well from now when I come over make me one of your famous jizzsandwhichs!
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Made famous in the film 'There's something about Mary'. Ben stiller ejaculates and the jizz is found hanging from his ear by Cameron Diaz. He therefore had jizzpanned his ear.
Made famous in the film 'There's something about Mary'. Ben stiller ejaculates and the jizz is found hanging from his ear by Cameron Diaz. He therefore had jizzpanned his ear.
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"Dude.....I totally jizzpanned my hair".
"I think you might of jizzpanned last night buddy"
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