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jizmslap

A post-coital activity wherein the dominant participant ejaculates in his palm & then proceeds to slap the recessive participant on the buttock with the same.
Kim Kardashian gets a lot of jizmslaps from what I hear.
by J0hn5mi7h April 30, 2015
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jismopper

The guy that mops up the nudie booth after a guy shoots a load.
If I don't go to college I might end up as a jismopper
by Your Mom's Box October 9, 2003
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jismole

achieveing something just to prove it can be done
by porkbips April 14, 2003
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Jimson Weed

Notorious for its toxicity, Jimson Weed is a large flowering plant with the genus Datura and the family Solanaceae. It has long white trumpet-like flowers. Its seeds grow in pods and can be consumed (or its leaves can be smoked) to produce an extremely potent psychoactive effect.

A typical dose is 5 to 7 seeds, but it has been reported effective in as little as 2. An overdose can cause delirium, delusions, paralysis, stupor and death. This is due to its dangerous combination of atropine, scopolamine, and hyoscyamine.

Its effects are said to always trigger a 24 to 48 hour anticholinergic delirium, which basically means the user is incapable of distinguishing fantasy from reality - NOT to be confused with hallucination in which the user may know is false interpretation. Overall, no matter how bizarre things get, the user will still find the twisted reality credible.

Users report when they are not hallucinating, they still are susceptible to abnormal actions which the user perceives as normal, and things the user would never do seem like just an everyday activity: ie. Rearranging furniture into one corner of the room in a very obviously impractical way, but the user, completely aware of what they are doing still does not see it as abnormal and may believe they are doing something useful.

Common Names: Devil's Apple; Thorn Apple; Stinkweed; Devil's Weed; Malpitte; Moonflower; Toloache; Angel's Trumpet; Daemon's Trumpet
Where the f*ck is my snowsuit!?
Dude, it's July. What do you need a snowsuit f..
Can't you see I'm trying to fix the TV? Now where the f*ck is my damn snowsuit? F*CK!
Up your ass!
**Looks up Ass**
You asshole I wasn't even asking you dude, I was asking Tikiman.
Wow that Jimson Weed still has you f*cked up dude, don't take so many seeds next time!
by N8Duff October 10, 2008
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jissom

1. noun: the whitish fluid produced by the male reproductive organs during ejaculation.
Synonyms: ejaculate.
2. verb: the act of ejaculating semen.
Etymology: possibly from Latin jacere, meaning throw
chiefly British
It seemed like the slippery, sticky jissom was everywhere afterwards. This would turn out to be -- by far -- the most benign of the many consequences he would experience as a result of not using a condom.
by im_the_definer2008 October 6, 2008
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Jissue

A tissue that you jizzed into
Just wait man i got to chuck out my jissue
by goobeeloo May 29, 2009
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Jism Aneurysm

The act of ejaculating into your partner's mouth with such force and ferocity that the semen shoots up into her brain, causing blood vessels to burst.
I haven't been laid in two years, so when Becky gave me a blowjob, I gave her a jism aneurysm. Now I feel much better!
by Flantari September 30, 2006
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