jissom

1. noun: the whitish fluid produced by the male reproductive organs during ejaculation.
Synonyms: ejaculate.
2. verb: the act of ejaculating semen.
Etymology: possibly from Latin jacere, meaning throw
chiefly British

It seemed like the slippery, sticky jissom was everywhere afterwards. This would turn out to be -- by far -- the most benign of the many consequences he would experience as a result of not using a condom.

by im_the_definer2008 October 6, 2008

rancid jissom

A euphemism coined by William S. Burroughs, used in the same sense as the metaphor "finding the common thread," albeit implying the 'common thread' is itself something awful; junk addiction, in Burroughs' case.

"The world network of junkies, tuned on a cord of rancid jissom, tying up in furnished rooms, shivering in the junk-sick morning." -from 'Naked Lunch'

by J. Brandon Loberg May 4, 2008

Jossome

When something is so unbeleiveably awesome that it becomes comparable to the awsomeness of the works of Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Wow, that movie was jossome"
"We had a jossome time at the fair"

by The Xandman December 15, 2008

Jigsome

adj. Having qualities similar to or up to par with those of Jigga.

Ooh, he so jigsome... I would deep throat every member of his posse for the opportunity to make it clap in his next video.

by Joshua Giamichael March 23, 2008

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Jissmol

A real pretty little lady with a wholesome personality and wholeheartedly loves her family, friends, and boyfriend.

"Hey do you know Jissmol?"
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by HolyCanolyPancakes May 15, 2020