jewing

when your too jewish to share a fag with someone, so you have to place it in their mouth for them, incase they 'steal it'

james: oi set me some of your grett?
ben: jewing?
james: go for it.

*places cigarette in mouth*

by xammej July 7, 2011

Jewing

To constantly ask someone to use their stuff or for stuff in general. Verb is: To jew.

“Yo bro can I hit your dab pen? Please man”
“Bro stop being a Jew, your always jewing our shit fuck off”

by Headfunk March 19, 2023

Jewling

The action of lighting up a Jew in a “work camp” bathroom after the warden turns his back and violently inhaling the resulting smoke. Also called “Jewinism Burst”. Jewling is describes as genocitically good!

Warden: “ Guard Hans, what happened to the Jew in bunk 3245?”
Hans: “Earlier today, I saw Guard Friedrich taking him into the camp bathroom carrying some gasoline!”
Warden: “Oh no! Not again!” Diese Jewling Scheiße!!

by Rekivile January 24, 2019

Jewing

The process of asking random people for spare change.

Kannav: "How did you buy that coke and hsp?"
XodiBeats: "I just went down and started jewing cunts"

by Car that is flat May 24, 2019

JeeringCarrot

Such a cool person and much cooler than CqdetXD and other not so cool people. Renowned edater across many lands and famous for being just so cool.

That guy over there, his star sign must be "JeeringCarrot" because hes pretty darn cool.

by JeeringCarrot69 March 18, 2021

jewfinger

A person who has a knack for finding great deals online

Ronnie sure does have a jewfinger when it comes to finding cheap airfare

by FattieLee December 8, 2022

Jewing yourself

Wen u fart rely Bradley in the shower

Like wen the the jes went to that shower thay wer gassed

I farted in the shower this morning so I jewdnmy self jewing yourself

by Yiffydeer February 27, 2023