jewdar

The innate ability to detect Jewishness in another person. Like a sixth sense.

"Yo check out the guy with the pigtails and yammulke. Jewdar off the charts."
"Oh you mean Jedediah over there? No, he's Presbyterian, obviously, bitch."

Some guy: "Shalom baby, 'jew' lookin' mighty fine tonight."
Girl: "What!!?!? I'm not Jewish, motherfucker. I'm Hindu. Nice jewdar."
Some guy: "Oh, sorry, I didn't see that red dot on your head. And that kimono or whatever it is. Oh yeah, and I guess you do look sort of Indian too. So, how 'bout you take me back to the reservation with you? You can be Pocahontas and I'll be the John Smith. Then we can bang."
(gets bitch-slapped)

by Nick D November 21, 2003

Jewguar

A Jewguar is an older and often attractive Jewish woman, characterized by gaudy Jewelry (pun intended) and an excessive amount of perfume (see eau de too much). Her skin is in the early stages of leatherization largely due to spending a great deal of time doing absolutely nothing but lying in the sun. She is also under the impression that her characteristically large sunglasses make her nose look smaller, which is false of course. While the range of the species spans the globe, the highest concentration of Jewguars occurs in and around New York City, specifically Long Island and Westchester County. They mainly hunt their prey (younger, unsuspecting men) at night and can be spotted at night clubs, bars and lounges usually with some variation of a martini in hand. They are often wealthy, coming from a wealthy family and/or by marriage, but may or may not be divorced. Jewguars often travel in prides and should be approached with extreme caution. Although they have the potential to make great sugar mamas, their incessant complaining is lethal and dangerous.

I went home with this hot Jewguar Friday night. We had brunch Saturday morning and then she took me shopping at Bloomingdales.

by motelsix66 June 28, 2010

jewbutt

the rear end of a jewish woman that is unusually large and good looking

Ay rabbi, yo wife got a jewbutt.

by killacondor69 December 28, 2008

Jewsus Piece

Large blinging necklace containing a Jewish artifact such as a Star of David or a Chai

Gold, Platinum or Silver Star of David, Chai or Chamsa is known as a Jewsus Piece

by Pizzy123 October 7, 2010

Jewdah

Best player in MC, history of being top LBs and holy shit he is good at the game. His blockhits make you want to sneeze and accuse him of cheating. His combozz v2 is his best video by far. This guy is insane and Jerseys is in every combotage he is not even competition. Rumor says he's 14.

Jerseys: "I'm the best ranked player."
Jewdah: "Hold my cock."
Jerseys: "Good pot. Duuuuude this server is dog crapp."
Jewdah: 10 hit combo we lookin for OPPS

by Jewdah September 29, 2020

Jewdar

1. The ability to spot Jewish people
2. Gaydar for Jews

1. My Jewdar tells me you're not Jewish.
2. That chick has Jewdar.

by Michael Weinstein October 6, 2004

jewd

When someone gets ripped off, less for what they payed/earned.

Fuck that Pot dealer just jewd us.

We got a Jewie amout of Pot.

by Ben Tafe September 6, 2008