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A Jewguar is an older and often attractive Jewish woman, characterized by gaudy Jewelry (pun intended) and an excessive amount of perfume (see eau de too much). Her skin is in the early stages of leatherization largely due to spending a great deal of time doing absolutely nothing but lying in the sun. She is also under the impression that her characteristically large sunglasses make her nose look smaller, which is false of course. While the range of the species spans the globe, the highest concentration of Jewguars occurs in and around New York City, specifically Long Island and Westchester County. They mainly hunt their prey (younger, unsuspecting men) at night and can be spotted at night clubs, bars and lounges usually with some variation of a martini in hand. They are often wealthy, coming from a wealthy family and/or by marriage, but may or may not be divorced. Jewguars often travel in prides and should be approached with extreme caution. Although they have the potential to make great sugar mamas, their incessant complaining is lethal and dangerous.
I went home with this hot Jewguar Friday night. We had brunch Saturday morning and then she took me shopping at Bloomingdales.
by motelsix66 June 25, 2010
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Gayja Vu occurs when one realizes that not only are they in fact homosexual, but they may have acted in a homosexual way or perhaps have been a homosexual their entire life, giving that person an eerie sense of homosexual familiarity.

If we assume that the experience is actually of a remembered event, then Gayja Vu probably occurs because an original homosexual experience was neither fully attended to nor elaborately encoded in memory. If so, then it would seem most likely that the present situation triggers the recollection of a fragment from one's homosexual past. The experience may seem uncanny if the memory is so fragmented that no strong connections can be made between the fragment and other memories.

Thus, the feeling that one has been gay before is often due to the fact that one has, in fact, been gay before. One has simply forgotten most of the original homosexual experience because one was not paying close attention the first time. The original homosexual experience may even have occurred only seconds or minutes earlier.

On the other hand, the Gayja Vu experience may be due to having seen homoerotic pictures or heard vivid homoerotic stories many years earlier. The experience may be part of the dim recollections of a homosexual childhood.
Deion watched his head coach kiss and caress his tender calves and thighs with an eerie yet distinct sense of Gayja Vu, as he realized that he had been enjoying similar situations throughout his entire life in school locker rooms.
by motelsix66 October 22, 2009
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The process in which human skin turns permanently dark and wrinkled, usually to excessive exposure to UV rays.
Although she had only been tanning for thirteen years, the signs of leatherization were already showing on her chest.
by motelsix66 June 25, 2010
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