Purple Jerkin

The act of twisting one's penis until it's purple, then masturbating furiously.

"Yo, I'm straight purple jerkin right now."

"Last night I purple jerked so hard I popped at least 8 blood vessels."

by Tungsten Pimp January 19, 2022

Thanks a lot, Jerkass!

A scarstic term said to an irate customer.

As the customer was leaving I said to him "Thanks a lot, Jerkass!"

by Rick James! December 27, 2008

jerking on

The act of masturbating and failing to ejaculate.

Jerking on last night gave me blue balls.

by Blue Ballas of MTU April 10, 2009

speed jerking

one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg

i went to the ER for speed jerking

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

Jerkitude

1. A jerk's attitude
2.Anyone that is acting like a putz, a loser, a loon and etc., can be described as jerkitude.

My boss' jerkitude is the worst jerkitude in the history of jerkitudes!!!

by neozone200 August 4, 2008

jerianne

A small girl with strong personality. She's sweet at times but can give you headache. Her personality is unique. She can make you laugh but can make you cry at the same time. She's small but loud. She's shy with new faces but can go wild with people around her that she trust. She's a disaster inside a small body.

No one: Jerianne?
Her: Bow down.

Jerianne the cute baby

by Jerianne August 20, 2021

buff jerking

The swag someone feels while wearing a leather jacket.

Look at Justin. He's buff jerking in that jacket.

by jhunt0123 February 20, 2011