jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

jerkin' the gherkin by the pope June 11, 2004

Circle-Jerking 

Responding to every status update/photo/like/tweet by your friends, and them doing the same for you.
Also applies when the update/photo/like/tweet is intended purely to get the online attention you crave.

"If Kellyn and Theo keep liking each other's comments and pictures and statuses, I'm gonna block both of them."
"I know. They live and work together. Is it really necessary?!"
"They're circle-jerking."

Circle-Jerking by the REAL Lex Complex October 17, 2011

Jerking off with both hands 

An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.

Yeah, well he's always jerking off with both hands.

Jerking off with both hands by maxflight June 19, 2010

co-jerking

A co-jerking space is a shared working environment where people who might otherwise be productively working from their bedrooms are working alongside each other in a large common space. Co-jerkers are often inexperienced, highly distractible tech entrepreneurs obsessed with "innovation" and "community", are prone to making loud Skype calls, being overly supportive of each others' projects, and being obsessed with the latest successful company instead of their own.

I can't wait to move my tech startup to a normal office, and out of this co-jerking space.

co-jerking by scooterkay April 5, 2015

Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin 

When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.

Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.

Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

Ad Jerking 

When you can't find good porn so you start watching the ads next to the video.

I couldn't find good porn on any site today without blowing my money, so then I started Ad Jerking.

Ad Jerking by Extra Vitamins March 31, 2015

Jerkin your Gherkin 

Slang term for mastrubation

stop jerkin your gherkin!!

Jerkin your Gherkin by itzadolfin!! June 11, 2011