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Jewish Gold Chain

A neck brace, in reference to someone seeking an injury settlement.
There sure are a lot of guys wearing Jewish gold chains around Brooklyn today. Must be some money coming in.
by Rimjob-steve August 16, 2019
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Jerissa

A beautiful brown eyed tanned skin girl who loves to smile and joke around with you, but if tested she’ll blow up easily and will not be able to hold back her anger.
Jerissa.. now that’s a spice worth trying!
by Me.oh.my December 22, 2020
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Divine Jewish Intervention

When an unexplainable occurrence (aka miracle) happens causing/allowing one to save money.

Examples of this phenomenon are plentiful. Finding a coupon right before you're about to buy something. Discovering a discount at the register for something you're about to buy. Noticing that you have an extra $100 in savings you forgot about. Finding an extra $5 in your purse you never knew was there. Tampax being put on sale during the week you just so happened to start your period. The list goes on and on.....
"Honey, remember that resturant we're going to on Friday? I just got a coupon for it in the mail! It's Divine Jewish Intervention!"

"I went to the store expecting to pay $100 for those shoes but Divine Jewish Intervention caused them to only ring up for $80!"
by Daniel9787 February 26, 2009
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jersh

Jersh. What does Jersh actually mean? Well, it's hard to tell. It's this one thing, you know, that one random thing. You never know it's coming. It's just pops up and you can never forget. It's that one hilarious guy who everyone knows. He's also respectful, trustworthy, and interesting. And if you don't know him, there's something wrong with you. He may not be the one who everyone wants to be, but he's the one that you wish was your best fwend.

He's rare too, you gotta search high and low. There might be another Jersh, but you gotta make sure it's the right Jersh. Out of the current 7 Billion Population, there is a major 0.0000000001%.
P1. Hey, guess what?!
P2. What?!
P1. I SAW A JERSH TODAY!
P2. ARE YOU SURE IT WAS A JERSH?! IT'S TOO RARE TO BE TRUE! ARE YOU SUREEE?!!
by JayVis15 May 23, 2016
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Jerusha

An awesome female name that is not often seen which causes much confusion on its proper spelling.

Originated from the Hebrew, Yerusha.
First found in the Biblical account of King Uzziah.

Can be seen in:

"Daddy Long-Legs", a 1912 novel by an American writer, Jean Webster.

"Napoleon Dynamite" A film co-written and directed by Jared Hess and Jerusha Hess.

"Hawaii" A 1966 American film based on the novel of the same name by James A. Michener. Jerusha is the leading female character's name.
"Hi, my name is Jerusha!"
"What? How do you spell that?"
"Whatever, just call me Roo."
by Jerusha M January 18, 2009
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Jewish Hookup

Ceasing to continue once sexual intercourse it brought up.

"...'everything' but sex"
"yo dude, did you hook up with her last night?"
"naw, man, only a jewish hookup.."
by Tom Hoffhim March 8, 2013
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Jewish penicillin

Chicken soup, owing to its efficacy as a remedy for colds, flu, stomach problems, etc.
Bubbeleh, kim tzu mir*. Grandma's got Jewish penicillin for you! *"Kim tzu mir" is Yiddish for "come to me".
by pentozali January 14, 2006
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