Jasper Hale is a character in the Twilight book series by Stephenie Meyer. He is a vampire that can also feel or make others feel emotions. Jasper lives with the Cullen family, including his soul mate Alice Cullen, and his "twin" sister Rosalie Hale.
Being the newest member of the Cullen convent he has the most problem sticking to their "vegetarian", or more non-human, eating style.
Contrary to popular belief many girls would much rather fuck him then the critically acclaimed Edward Cullen who thinks he's all that in a bag of fucking potato chips.
Being the newest member of the Cullen convent he has the most problem sticking to their "vegetarian", or more non-human, eating style.
Contrary to popular belief many girls would much rather fuck him then the critically acclaimed Edward Cullen who thinks he's all that in a bag of fucking potato chips.
Girl 1: Omg I'm going to have to Kill Bella for Edward.
Girl 2: Who cares about Edward? Jasper Hale is soooo much hotter and interesting! *giggle*
Girl 1: It doesn't bother you that if you cut your finger he will drink you dry?
Boy: Why the hell are you obsessing over fictional characters?
Girls: ...
*Boy was found dead 3 days later*
Girl 2: Who cares about Edward? Jasper Hale is soooo much hotter and interesting! *giggle*
Girl 1: It doesn't bother you that if you cut your finger he will drink you dry?
Boy: Why the hell are you obsessing over fictional characters?
Girls: ...
*Boy was found dead 3 days later*
by Your Favorite Aries March 25, 2008
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The state of mind and physical appearance assumed after finish a vast quantity Jagermeister. Usually characterized by loud exaggerated claims of physical/sexual prowess, wanton destruction of anything in the immediate vicinity, and the complete abandonment of any standards regarding the opposite sex.
"Dude did you see John turn into the Jagermonster last night? He told the entire party that he could jump rope with his dick, drop-kicked the front door off its hinges, then got head from the albino chick!"
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Loves weeb stuff and anything interesting or out of the ordinary.
If the individual was an RPG(role-playing game character this would be their stats)
Possible class
Healer
The members who care most about the team. They are never really credited but sadly they are the most important team members.
Mage
their love for knowledge has driven them to learn and master the art of magic
Druid
The love for animals and nature has guided them on this path.
Stats
_________
Intelligence: 10
Strength: 4
Stealth: 10
Communication: -1
Height: -1
Move set
awkwardness(Passive)
-passively makes everything around them awkward.
Disappearance(skill)
-Can cast disappear at any time fading away from society and its problems.
Claw
-Trows a bunch of cats at someone.
Care(Aura)
-The softness of her heart has overtime allowed her to attain passive Aura care. This heals anybody ina radius close to her.
Loves weeb stuff and anything interesting or out of the ordinary.
If the individual was an RPG(role-playing game character this would be their stats)
Possible class
Healer
The members who care most about the team. They are never really credited but sadly they are the most important team members.
Mage
their love for knowledge has driven them to learn and master the art of magic
Druid
The love for animals and nature has guided them on this path.
Stats
_________
Intelligence: 10
Strength: 4
Stealth: 10
Communication: -1
Height: -1
Move set
awkwardness(Passive)
-passively makes everything around them awkward.
Disappearance(skill)
-Can cast disappear at any time fading away from society and its problems.
Claw
-Trows a bunch of cats at someone.
Care(Aura)
-The softness of her heart has overtime allowed her to attain passive Aura care. This heals anybody ina radius close to her.
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Dude2: what skills, and where is she?
Dude3: Exca.. *Gets hit by a bag of cats*
Dude2: what skills, and where is she?
Dude3: Exca.. *Gets hit by a bag of cats*
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