Jacklass

I woman that is a jackass.

A woman that won't suck her boyfriend's dick is a jacklass.

by YapmelkXela January 14, 2010

jackelation

A word that describes the physical aspect of the male climax ("jack") and the emotional ("elation") coined accidently by Dragon dictating software when I dictated the word "ejaculation" (as mentioned in the forthcoming book "Male Pelvic Fitness: Optimizing Sexual and Urinary Health").

He had an intense jackelation after having sex with his girlfriend.

by xander913 January 10, 2014

Jackology

The study of masturbation.

I have my PHD in Jackology.

by Chamby86 May 8, 2008

Jackblackish

When a good movie which has a cast containing Jack Black involves him too much in the movie, subsequently ruining it.

''King Kong was pretty good yeh. Watts and Brody did their part, but to be honest it was a bit Jackblackish sometimes''

by TheBald March 31, 2010

saint jackolas

a devious one, most likely to be found on a checkers board protecting Sir Blanket of Neverland. not a very good guard in fact, as the scent of small children (male more likely) will easily lead him astray. will corner anyone he can and ply them with Jesus Juice.

"an angry bugger, always up for a chase, and never leaves without his prize" - Rob McLean

by failure33object April 22, 2005

jackolas

An absolute unit. This person is usually refereed to as the poone god. Steph curry often wishes he could shoot 3’s as well as jackolas. Jackolas is the type of guy to hit a 360 no scope while fucking your bitch. This kid is an absolute machine and the world is lucky have him. P.S. Jackolas is better than everybody 6”5’ and taller.

Wow is that jackolas I heard he’s better than will

by Gene joat December 2, 2018

jackopalypse

n. a boy with blonde hair who wears sweaters.

jackopalypse is such a pooter.

by Nelt April 4, 2005