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This is going from top to bottom, right to left on your keyboard with spaces in between all the letter. You do this when your so board that you refuse to do something productive and start searching random things.
James was so board that he started typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q instead of reading his book.
by Hello. Bye. November 20, 2020
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O.T.P.H.J.

O.T.P.H.J. is an abbreviation for Over The Pants Hand Job. This is when women rubs a mans penis through his pants.
Dude, that chick so gave me an O.T.P.H.J. last night.
by The Schultzmeister November 5, 2010
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O.T.P.H.J.

Over The Pants Hand Job
1. Occurs while both the male and female are intoxicated and the female still has inhibitions about a full fledged hook up. The most common cause of chafing of the penis.
2. What the female views as a good way to turn her partner on and the male feels as the most painful method of getting an erection.
3. Can happen as a random female walks by, these are warranted and never argued with.
T.Pimp wakes up after a party and is asked if he 'got' anything; 'No man, all she gave me was an O.T.P.H.J. and now my dick hurts!'
by Eternal Alcoholic April 30, 2011
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L.O.A.J.P.

It's getting very cold in vegas and I'M Leaving On A Jet Plane "L.O.A.J.P." and giving the streets back to those who want them but don't deserve them.
It's getting very cold in vegas and I'M Leaving On A Jet Plane "L.O.A.J.P." and giving the streets back to those who want them but don't deserve them.
by GUARDIAN Of a Nation "Goan" November 18, 2021
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j.f.c what a p.o.w

Short for 'Jesus fucking christ what a pile of wank'. Used mainly to descirbe someones anger or discust at an event. Can also be applied to a person or any other object. Reserved usually for texts but can be used verbally.
: Alright mate, you go see that gig the other night?
: Ohh j.f.c what a p.o.w.
: Not great then.
: Nah mate
by Daines January 12, 2008
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z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

The actual real way to spell the phonetic alphabet.
The backwards way to spell the phonetic alphabet is not the way it is listed originally. They have interjected an additional ghi into the correct way of spelling it which is

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

And not

z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a
by Whatsit2yaa May 4, 2022
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