Italian Chocolate Freezie

The act of having nutella licked off of your nuts while having your nipples rubbed with ice cubes.

Guy 1: What's the craziest thing you've ever done in bed?
Guy 2: My girl performed an Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.

Italian Chocolate Freezie by heyitsthomas2013 May 18, 2014

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Italian consulate

A place where you go if you are desperate to lose time. A place where you go for experiencing red tape in its supreme form. A place where you go if you want to experience administration as it was handled in the 17th century or earlier.

I have too much time today, I guess I'll go to the Italian consulate on Park Avenue.

Italian consulate by groovymanu May 14, 2015

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italian love

When you slap someone and while their head is turned backhand them.

My mom gave me Italian love when I didn't finish my homework

italian love by FaZeWiDoW January 26, 2017

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Italian

People who can make any food delicious, without having to use sugar

Have you tried that Irish guys dish? Give the recipe to an Italian he will fix it.

Italian by Bullmonkey December 18, 2011

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Italian Karate

(n) an ancient art of self-defense and offense used by Italians for generations. Basically, it involves beating the shit out of someone. Then, if they are still coming at you, take out a baseball bat. If they are still coming at you, use a gun. That's it.

Italian karate is a joke, actually. Despite the stereotype, Italians are not all violent and crime-prone. They are hard-working, intelligent people. Viva Italia!!!

Italian Karate by New Jack Swing May 1, 2006

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Italian Bullworm

Remember that episode of spongebob called "The Alaskan Bullworm" where that giant worm chased SpongeBob and his gang?
Well, imagine that worm, hairy, resting on an Italian mans crotch.
In other words, a large, fat and hairy Italian penis.

I saw my dad's Italian bullworm in the shower, he NEEDS to shave.

Italian Bullworm by Savage Styles June 29, 2016

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Italian Egg Drop

When you dip your testicles in warm marinara sauce and insert them gingerly into a woman's mouth.

Guy 1: Thats sweet!
Guy 2: Thats what your mom said when i dipped my nuts in marinara and put em in her mouth!
Guy 2: I gave her a drippy Italian egg drop!

Italian Egg Drop by Olive Garden May 4, 2009

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