by Anti-hypofritz February 26, 2017

by Paul Sneed August 23, 2020

Ex. Bro where the fuck am I?
Past tense:
Bro where the fuck were we?
Future tense:
Bro where the fuck are we going to be?
Present tense:
Bro where the fuck... *passes out from intoxication
Past tense:
Bro where the fuck were we?
Future tense:
Bro where the fuck are we going to be?
Present tense:
Bro where the fuck... *passes out from intoxication
by Schradamon July 6, 2014

Expression of not wanting to do something. Usually a response to someone saying you're going to do something, or asking if you want to do something. More angry and direct way of saying "No, I'm not doing that." When you wanna say no but no isn't enough to get your point across. Alternate version of Am I Fuck
Person 1: Hey P2, will you help me look after my younger brother? My mum's gone out.
Person 2: Will I fuck! You're on your own mate.
P1: Yeah, P2's gonna go skydiving with me tomorrow.
P2: Will I fuck! When the fuck did I agree to that?!
Person 2: Will I fuck! You're on your own mate.
P1: Yeah, P2's gonna go skydiving with me tomorrow.
P2: Will I fuck! When the fuck did I agree to that?!
by makkapakka-akkawakka July 4, 2020

by ilurfthislife September 2, 2011

by Trecie October 1, 2017

Extreme expression of not wanting to do something.
Response to personal question that no could also be an answer to. But the answer to the question needs to be more volatile than just a simple No.
Response to personal question that no could also be an answer to. But the answer to the question needs to be more volatile than just a simple No.
Bob: " Sam are you gay?" Sam: "Am I Fuck!"
Steve: Dave you gonna do a parachute jump with me?
Dave: Jump out of a plane with a bed sheet strapped to my back, Am I Fuck!"
Steve: Dave you gonna do a parachute jump with me?
Dave: Jump out of a plane with a bed sheet strapped to my back, Am I Fuck!"
by theonewithafunnymustache November 29, 2010
