a sexual act performed in the western hemisphere. performed with an Asian woman between the heights of 4'9'' and 5'2'' and a African-American male of large penis (12"+, 7'' circumference). occurs when black male of large penis fails to insert penis into the small Asian woman. faced with a dilemma, the black male finds ranch salad dressing and uses said ranch to lubricate obscenely large penis. thus, enabling him to insert penis into the small Asian vagina. after intercourse is completed and vagina is enlarged due to sex, black male proceeds to use the ranch salad dressing left over in the vagina and mixes in salad, assorted veggies, and fried chicken. he then consumes said fried chicken salad out of Asian woman's vagina using nothing more than chopsticks.
by chinkbitchjanice5987xoox69 September 19, 2009
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When you pop an asscherry in extreme heat. The O ringis so hot it's dry and toasted, the resulting aftermath looks like kaya (an Indonesian jam) spread over a bagel.
Damn man, I assfucked the missus for the first time while on vacation in Florida, during a heat wave. Ended up having an Indonesian Bagel Bust for brunch.
by Sturdy Danny McGee December 8, 2009
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Oh my gosh I've been on Facebook on my iphone for ever, I feel like I'm getting iphoneitis in my right hand
by BlondePinkandFabulous April 21, 2010
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The iphone text messaging has an internal speller that phonetically changes words as you type them.
The iphone text messaging has an internal speller that phonetically changes words as you type them.
When texting GF I had I typed lard and but for reasons why I did not want to eat at Cracker Barrel with her and thanks to iPhoneticorrection, GF thinks I told her she has a large butt. If only Cracker Barrel had fruit I would not be in iPhoneticorrection Trouble.
I ducked my ex GF yesterday at lunch and now she thinks that I *ucked my GF yesterday at lunch.
I so mouch in terrible. lol Much in trouble.
I ducked my ex GF yesterday at lunch and now she thinks that I *ucked my GF yesterday at lunch.
I so mouch in terrible. lol Much in trouble.
by Silver Tongue Mountain Man April 14, 2010
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an iphoneisdabombaholic is someone that writes an email that looks like this....
Yo, Cam is da Bomb !!
~Sent from my iPhone
Yo, Cam is da Bomb !!
~Sent from my iPhone
by sinjin313 July 22, 2010
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