Instabro

A dude who prefers to stalk social media rather than txt.

I know he really likes me as he liked 27 of my pics last night and stops by every bar I check-in at but he never txts me back to hang out. He's such an instabro!

by Sixx In The City January 13, 2014

Instaballin

Noun, a state of being in which one is instantaneously affluent or wealthy.

Dude, once I get this business started, I'll be instaballin.

by The most Ballinest man ever. December 13, 2010

Instaperf

Describes utter perfection in its own glorious awesome way

Harambe was instaperf in the time he was alive.

by HARAMBE Was Innocent 2k17 September 16, 2016

Instabating

When one finds themselves scrolling Instagram so frequently that the time spent doing so is comparable to that of a young man masturbating.

My girlfriend's iPhone shows Instagram is using more data than Spotify and Facebook combined - no wonder she doesn't want to slam me at the moment. All that instabating has ruined her labido.

by basilbrush October 19, 2017

Instabort

Similar to facebort, to delte or deactivate your instagram account.

Oh my gosh, I just looked at Kylie's instagram, and I had to instabort!

by iEatDonuts May 18, 2018

Instabrawl

A fight between 4 or more people on Instagram. Their comments are public and no one knows who’s watching the brawl. If three or less people are fighting it’s considered an Instafight.

I saw an Instabrawl going on between a bunch of guys from my high school so I jumped in and tried to stop it.

by CreativeBruces June 7, 2018

instabruise

A bruise that occurs instantly.
Instant Bruise

As Abel was rolling down the garage door, he turned and hit his shin on heavy equipment.
Abel- "Ahhhhhhhhh this is going to be a bad instabruise!!!!"

by canunot831 March 21, 2019