Humberto

A name for anyone who is inherently awesome . Humbertos are known to be trustworthy and noble. They are full of courage and stamina . Humbertos are chivalrous and kind.

Woman : Ahhh that man stole my purse ?

Humberto: I'll get him!
Woman: Why,Humberto,you saved the day!

by i<3humbertoes February 4, 2012

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Humbert

The narrator of Vladimir Nabokov's 'Lolita'. Humbert (who is about 36) falls in love with Lolita (who is around 12 when he first meets her), and the two have a bizarre sexual relationship, even though he is her stepfather. Humbert is a complex character, and despite the fact he ruined Lolita's childhood, readers often end up pitying him at the end of the book, when he declares his love for Lolita and tries to fix what he has done by trying to protect Lolita.

Teacher : It's not wrong to feel sorry for Humbert when you finish the book.

by HelloHumbert August 8, 2013

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hubbers

Crack/methamphetamine

That girl had back tits AND a front butt until she started smoking hubbers on the regular.

by Dizzle September 24, 2002

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Huberd

1. To tear down completely; raze.
2. To do away with completely; put an end to.
3. To damage (someone's server, for example) severely. See Synonyms at ruin
4. Totally screwed up beyond repair. 5. Damage done for no apparent reason.
6. Totally fucked!

Damn, this server is huberd. I can't even get it to boot.

Someone huberd the settings on my firewall. Now it won't pass ANY traffic.

That tornado totally huberd the south side of town.

by Joe January 18, 2005

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