DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa 

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DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019

Humpty Hog Fuckin 

The act of mating with an extremely large women, typically at least 300 lbs., from behind while waving a straw hat about your head and screaming sooooo eeeeeee!!!!!

Mike, I got so faced this weekend! I woke up and found a video of me after the rodeo doing some Humpty Hog Fuckin.

Humpty Hog Fuckin by Ice Man 6572 June 27, 2016

Humpty Doodle 

Anything and everything to do with sex. A less vulgar approach to the many sexual acts.

"They did the humpty doodle all night long."
"Do you want to do the humpty doodle with me?"
"My favorite part of life, is the humpty doodle."

Humpty Doodle by xohotmess April 3, 2008

Humpty Dumpty Your Face 

The act of Humpty Dumptying somebody basicly means you fuck up their face so bad that nobody can put it back together again.

Dont make me Humpty Dumpty Your face mother fucker

Humpty Dumpty Your Face by Vince_mcflippers May 23, 2010

Humpty Dumpty word 

Word used to mean whatever the speaker wants it to mean at the time, usually without further elucidation. From the character of Humpty Dumpty in Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll (Charles Lutwidge Dodgson).

'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone,' it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less.' ...
- Through the Looking Glass

Here come the right-wingers to this referendum. Expect to hear a lot about natural laws, family values and other Humpty Dumpty words.

Humpty Dumpty word by Fearman December 23, 2007

Humpty Dumpty 

Typically a fat person who waddles when they walk.

Look at that Humpty Dumpty!

Humpty Dumpty by The Fate October 16, 2011

Humpty Dump 

Nickname Given to the Metrodome, the major sports venue in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

We're the Minnesota Vikings and we're just a pile of junk, we play in a dome they call the Humpty-Dump.

Humpty Dump by JonathanChance October 1, 2003