humptard

A derogatory nickname for any uncontrollably horny mammal, especially a dog.

That sad little humptard would fuck a pillow if you threw it to him.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

crumby humper

(n.) to be in a situation that is similar to the crumbs of a cookie
(v.) to hump something so that it gradually disappears

person 1: dude after my leg got chopped off by that serial killer it hurt like hell
person 2: wow thats a crumby humper

Mr. Horney: I was really hard and crumby humped my stuffed animal to nothing

by Mr. Horney May 24, 2009

brunch humper

someone who only likes to have sex in the daytime

Henry: I am so horny
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Homie Humper

A girl or guy who goes out with their friends boyfriend/girlfriend after they break up

omg i cant believe my best friend mary is going out with my ex now what a homie humper

by lilswagggurl November 6, 2011

bumper humper

a) somebody who will never pass you, but lingers way too close behind you.
b) a tail-gater that fluctuates their speed dramatically on the highway just to piss you off or because they're on their cell phone.
c) a tail-gater who might even pass you, but will eventually slow down and tail-gate someone else.

"Hey dude, check out this guy behind me. He's totally riding my ass!"
"Aw man, I hate that. Pull over and let him pass."
"Naw bro, I did let him pass me earlier, but he slowed down and now he's tail-gating me!"
"Wow! What a bumper humper!"
"Yeah man, and I totally have my cruise control on!"

by Mommypoo January 1, 2012

Plumper Humper

A Plumper Humper is someone who like's humping a fat person (male or female)

Jon is a total plumper humper and he is super proud of it.

or

Jane is a bit of a plumper humper but it makes her feel good giving like that.

by -cM July 16, 2007

Engelbert Humperdinck

Engelbert Humperdinck (born Arnold George Dorsey; 2 May 1936) is a British singer who became famous internationally during the 1960s and 1970s

Famous for his hit songs-

"Release me(And let me love again)"

"There goes my everything"
"The last Waltz",

and much more.

Most people/adolescents never heard of him and his songs.

2. Wha'cha listening to?

1. Im listening to Engelbert Humperdinck.

2. Wtf is that? A sex move?

1. *Face palm

by The Forsaken Wolf Godfather. November 29, 2010