Hoover

An unintelligent, overweight, redneck man who hates intellectualism and blames and accuses people for dumb reasons.
That old fart acts more like a Hoover than ever before since he drove that pickup truck
by HTgqe April 15, 2022
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by soft boi clique January 09, 2019
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Man that bitch was suckin' it like a Hoover, but the dumb bitch stopped early and now she's blind in one eye (from my jizz).
by Nick D February 13, 2003
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by cdollaz December 18, 2008
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The Hoover

While in a doogy style position, the male grabs the arms of the female, and proceeds to walk her around the floor. It is a cleaning position. You clean your floor and have fun doing it.
Person 1-"Hey bill your floor looks really clean. Did you actually clean?"
Person 2-"Nah bro. I turned victoria into the hoover last night. She was pissed!"
by madlaxind7 March 07, 2008
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min i was so hoovered last night i slept with your fat ass sister

aww min!
by ForwardGrant March 08, 2010
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hoover

1. a person who associates with or visits another person or group of people with the sole intention of smoking their weed for free, or any substance which is inhaled.

2. a person who, in a weed cypher, smokes more than what is considered to be his fair share.
i hate when they come around this bitch.../
talkin' 'bout "what y'all smokin on?"/
cuz niggas like that we call em hoovers/
they try ta get cool wit' us to smoke yo' weed up/
its what they do./

--Mystikal
by theonejanitor February 21, 2006
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