Hoover

One who partakes in oral sex quite often, and sucks like the vacuum cleaner

Tim: "Damn, Lisa blows a lot of guys"
Danny: "Yeah, she's a Hoover"

by NachoCheez May 25, 2014

Hoover

Someone who really enjoys giving hickies... especially when they dont mean to and everyone they know, knows about it.

Your hoover of a girlfriend left a love bite on your neck.

by RevStan January 6, 2004

Hoover

A suck-up

"I love your new haircut, boss" "Oh, quit being such a hoover"

by enalzi December 8, 2002

Hoover

a president of the united states. hoover was elected in 1928 and was blamed by many for the depression. contrasting greatly w/ fdr's new deal, hoover did little to nothing because he believed in the business cycle - where the economy would fix itself.

he did, however, set up the boulder dam project to provide jobs for people. boulder dam is more popularly known as hoover dam.

what?

by unusu-al November 6, 2003

Hoover

A person who is kind,funny and has a big heart. Someone who would save your life when no one else gives a shit about you. Someone who will help a stranger at the risk of their own life. But they are smart and can not be fooled. They will help you but you never want to fuck over a hoover because you will lose the greates thing ever. They have a long fuse but once it blows all of hell will come to Earth. All around they are easy going and sweet.

1. Hoover will give you a place to sleep without turning it dirty and about sex.
2. Hoover will do anything for you even lie to thier friends and family just to keep you save.
3.Hoover will give you love like no one else ever did.
4. Hoover treat's you like a person not a pice of trash.
5. Hoover treats everyone with respect no matter what unless cross them.

by Azriel The Angel of Death February 6, 2010

Hoover

Fuck the girl from behind, then while in the same position grab her arms from underneath her, causing her to fall face forward into the carpet or bed, then move here face back and forth useing her arms as if she were a vacuum.

See Above for description. I would draw a picture if i could.

by Jeff W September 16, 2004

Hoovering

The act of moving food from its current location to the mouth by means of suction and/or slurping.

Joe Doe was hoovering his dinner from the plate after he broke his only utensil.

by ZionMuffin April 15, 2011