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Calvin and Hobbes

THE BEST COMIC SERIES EVER!
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Calvin and Hobbes is The Best Comic EVER!
by Seaguls Of Santa!!! October 12, 2008
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hobbitual sex offender

One who screws not only someone who is too young,but also really really short.
Eli:Did you hear? Chads having sex with that 4'1" 17 year old again.

Daniel:He's such a Hobbitual Sex offender.
by It's Eli Dawg! April 30, 2010
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king of hobbies

someone who does many hobbies. Not necessarily well.

The title is always self-proclaimed, much to the amusement of everyone else.
K.O.H - "I do so much stuff! I'm the King Of Hobbies!"
by OfficeShoes January 3, 2011
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Hobbs NM

Hobbs NM....a place with athletes who think they’re going pro, rappers who think they’re going to be the next big thing... hoes that think being a hoe is cute, where girls just want to wear your hoodie and suck your dick,teen pregnancy, HIV, annoying beaners with their dropped trucks, red necks with their lifted trucks...and a shitty ass high school....last but not least, Girl’s with too much fucking make up🤡, anorexic guys with perms, and a bunch of fake ass thugs who think they’re from the trenches.
Hey want to go to Hobbs NM?
Nah I heard the bitches in Hobbs NM do anything for attention and sex.
by Zach. G February 13, 2019
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Hobby-Lobbying

To willfully and voluntarily date and have sex with a woman that has confirmed STDs, specifically herpes. Usually because she is very beautiful or sexually voracious.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.
Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"

Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Sarah."

Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"

Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."

Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."
by joebobusa22 May 20, 2010
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Ji-hobbyist

White-collar or college student Muslims in America or Europe who do not actively engage in violent Jihad, but belong to online radical Islam social groups, & contribute to websites which show beheading videos etc.
"The receptionist at work, Omar, was caught at work today on one of those beheading websites, that jerk is a Ji-hobbyist"
by nebelwerfer December 28, 2008
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hobbit bob

Getting head from a person or animal who most likely has hair on their feet, and who most definitely, is short.
Man, last night I got a wicked hobbit bob from that gymnast, Hillary. I thought my nuts were gonna melt off.
by deviousrlm September 19, 2009
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