To willfully and voluntarily date and have sex with a woman that has confirmed STDs, specifically herpes. Usually because she is very beautiful or sexually voracious.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.
Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"
Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Sarah."
Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"
Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."
Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."
Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Sarah."
Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"
Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."
Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."
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"The receptionist at work, Omar, was caught at work today on one of those beheading websites, that jerk is a Ji-hobbyist"
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Getting head from a person or animal who most likely has hair on their feet, and who most definitely, is short.
Man, last night I got a wicked hobbit bob from that gymnast, Hillary. I thought my nuts were gonna melt off.
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Get the hobbit bob mug.1. a philosopher who had a very grim view of human nature. advocated a totalitarian state. author of Leviathan.
2. a stuffed tiger character from the greatest comic ever created, Calvin and Hobbes (whom my cat is named after).
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2. Hobbes likes to pounce on Calvin when he comes home.
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Get the Hobbes mug.An entry area (Lobby) to a larger venue where the visitors choose from a large array of DIY Kink supplies before heading into the "Hobby" area with a partner to get Freaky.
Items found in the "Hobby Lobby" include:
• Crucifixes of all shapes and sizes for ass play
• Yarn and twine for bondage play
• Needles of varying gauges for piercing play
• Candles for Wax play
• Leather and Leather working tools to build floggers
• Beads for orifice cramming
• Knives and blades for Cutting
• Hangers for Back Alley Abortions
Items found in the "Hobby Lobby" include:
• Crucifixes of all shapes and sizes for ass play
• Yarn and twine for bondage play
• Needles of varying gauges for piercing play
• Candles for Wax play
• Leather and Leather working tools to build floggers
• Beads for orifice cramming
• Knives and blades for Cutting
• Hangers for Back Alley Abortions
Let's meet in the Hobby Lobby on Friday. I'll pick up a gross of "Charm Me Antique Sterling Nail Cross Charms", and violate you six ways from Sunday before I scrape your uterus of our Hellspawn.
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Darron: Yeah, she is, but she smashed the whole crew last week.
Greg: Daaammmnnn, what a hobblecocker.
Darron: Yeah, she is, but she smashed the whole crew last week.
Greg: Daaammmnnn, what a hobblecocker.
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