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Hobby-Lobbying

To willfully and voluntarily date and have sex with a woman that has confirmed STDs, specifically herpes. Usually because she is very beautiful or sexually voracious.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.
Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"

Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Sarah."

Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"

Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."

Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."
by joebobusa22 May 20, 2010
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Ji-hobbyist

White-collar or college student Muslims in America or Europe who do not actively engage in violent Jihad, but belong to online radical Islam social groups, & contribute to websites which show beheading videos etc.
"The receptionist at work, Omar, was caught at work today on one of those beheading websites, that jerk is a Ji-hobbyist"
by nebelwerfer December 28, 2008
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hobbit bob

Getting head from a person or animal who most likely has hair on their feet, and who most definitely, is short.
Man, last night I got a wicked hobbit bob from that gymnast, Hillary. I thought my nuts were gonna melt off.
by deviousrlm September 19, 2009
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Hobbes

1. a philosopher who had a very grim view of human nature. advocated a totalitarian state. author of Leviathan.

2. a stuffed tiger character from the greatest comic ever created, Calvin and Hobbes (whom my cat is named after).
1. Hobbes believed that in a natural state life would be "nasty, brutish, and short."

2. Hobbes likes to pounce on Calvin when he comes home.
by Jog DMC December 8, 2003
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Hobby Lobby

An entry area (Lobby) to a larger venue where the visitors choose from a large array of DIY Kink supplies before heading into the "Hobby" area with a partner to get Freaky.

Items found in the "Hobby Lobby" include:

• Crucifixes of all shapes and sizes for ass play
• Yarn and twine for bondage play
• Needles of varying gauges for piercing play
• Candles for Wax play
• Leather and Leather working tools to build floggers
• Beads for orifice cramming
• Knives and blades for Cutting
• Hangers for Back Alley Abortions
Let's meet in the Hobby Lobby on Friday. I'll pick up a gross of "Charm Me Antique Sterling Nail Cross Charms", and violate you six ways from Sunday before I scrape your uterus of our Hellspawn.
by CapnMarrrrk July 2, 2014
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Hobby Whore

A BDSM fetish in which the female participates in sexual activities in exchange for money, gifts or favors. Different than an escort as the money/gifts may not be needed for day to day survival but rather the excitement and taboo of pay for play.
Paul's wife loved being a hobby whore even tho they didnt need the money.
by The Dom 916 June 25, 2019
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Hobblecocker

Someone who rides too much dick and in result hobbles to get around.
Greg: That girl is hot, but she walks funny!
Darron: Yeah, she is, but she smashed the whole crew last week.
Greg: Daaammmnnn, what a hobblecocker.
by globalcumdumpster October 9, 2016
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