Hipstersheep

This is a special breed of sheep who have 100% organic wool, infected with hipsterpes. They were bred by Niklaus Purel (the same guy who invented Purel hand sanitizer) He wanted to design a breed of sheep where he could harvest a new strain of virus, which he could use to raise the sales of Purel hand sanitizer. He didn't realize that this new strain of herpes, would become so virulent that even his cleaning product could not destroy the virus. Bred for their wool for the manufacture of wool cardigans and other types of sweaters, hipstersheep have become a serious threat for North-America. If you ever spot a hipstersheep, you should report it to your local authorities immediately.

Part of an actual news report featured on ACN: "It has been proven that hipstersheep are responsible for the recent spread of hipsterpes throughout America. The virus evolved and can now spread from human to human via bodily fluids. Be careful when dealing with this animal."

by MasterofAwesome January 14, 2011

hipstersexual

A straight, usually white, male whose sexuality is a celebration of the mediocre.

A hipstersexual finds corpulence and imperfection appealing in women. Conversely, nice skin and regular facial features are thought to make a woman look "fake" or like a "robot". Thinness makes her look "like a man". Being striking makes her look either "like a robot" OR "like a man".

Hipstersexuality is in essence a gender pathology:
- because the men themselves are striking, immaculate, and usually thin, they view these things as masculine traits.
- being understated and unassuming are hallmarks of classical femininity.

See also chubby chaser.

"Jenny Lewis is regarded by hipster culture as the apex of female beauty, while Eleanor Friedberger doesn't even get a second glance. LOL."
"Yeah, that's hipstersexuality for you."

by interneter May 11, 2010

Ginger hipsters

Those with red/orange hair who take being a hipster to the next level. They go so far as to be proud of their hair color. They argue points such as how to say "either" or "neither". They will perform in acts that seem main stream (e.g. life guarding) but they reject the normal ways of doing these actions (e.g. not wearing uniform while life guarding). They are tall and slim and usually seem to fit in well to the everyday "high school scene". But behind the facade, they reject everyone else's realty and insert their own!

Girl 1: hey! Neither (said like kneether) of these tables are clean...where should we sit?

Ginger Hipsters : WHAT! its pronounced n-EYE-ther!

girl 1: alright, but where should we sit? either (ee-ther) here or there.

Ginger Hipster: its pronounced EYE-ther!! god, now I can't even eat my grapes (the red kind WITH seeds)

by J-N@$ttY July 2, 2011

hipstream

The hip mainstream. Something that is mainstream among hipsters.

Thick, black-rimmed glasses are totally hipstream.

by Kalle Bergman September 30, 2007

hipstersnapper

Hipstersnapper is a contraction of hipster and whippersnapper, referring to a young or especially obnoxious hipster. A group of hipstersnappers is known as a fustercluck of hipstersnappers.

See that 19 year old over there in the plaid shirt and horn rimmed glasses, harassing the barista for going 3 seconds long on his espresso shot? That dude is a hipstersnapper.

by crunchysue December 15, 2011

Hungry Hungry Hipsters

noun:

Webcomic lampooning hipster, scenester and bike CULTure among bored 20-somethings.

hip chick: "I read Hungry Hungry Hipsters because I hate those people!"
hip fella: "Be honest..."
hip chick: "I am those people..."

by teh editrix January 2, 2009

Hipsters

The blend of every failed fad since the early 1900s.

The hipsters in my town sport ironic mustachios and ride pink speed bikes to local coffee shops where they bust out their superior Macintosh laptops and give people disgusted looks who are not seen to be as ironic as themselves, concerning fashion.

by mattydubs203 July 19, 2009