The Greg Heffley Method

For when someone takes the least logical course of action when confronted with a problem, and then later expresses confusion when the repercussions for taking said action are enacted upon them. Coined after Greg Heffley, the protagonist of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid franchise.

His complete lack of self awareness and common sense must mean he takes the Greg Heffley Method to heart.

by meatball meatball April 14, 2017

hufflepop

Better sounding name for a fart-sneeze (fart sneeeze: sneeze and fart at same time)

yesterday i tried to sneeze but i accidently let out a hufflepop instead!

by master sushi cat December 18, 2010

Hufflepuffer

A person who is in the house of Hufflepuff, from the school of Hogwarts in Harry Potter. A Hufflepuffer is usually kind, loyal, outgoing, and popular. If you have a Hufflepuffer as a friend, you should feel lucky. They will stick with you for life. If you’re a Hufflepuffer yourself, be proud! Hufflepuffers are the kindest of all the Hogwarts houses.

Person 1: Man, that girl over there is so sweet!
Person 2: Yup, she’s a Hufflepuffer!

by kk_grace November 27, 2018

greg heffley

greg heffley is a goddamn sociopath that basically carries around rowley jefforson as fucking dead meat and wants to fuck heather hills and becky anton at the same time for a threesome

Greg Heffley: hi im greg
Charli Damelio: stfu bozo ratio your whole life you fatherless piece of shit go die in a hole bozo

by yorikeh September 24, 2021

hufflepuff

One of the four houses at Hogwarts, though nobody really knows exactly what they are. Yet most of them are believed to be good finders.

Dumbledore: Basically, I've been putting anybody who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor. Anybody who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin. And the other two can just go wherever they want. I don't care
Cedric (stands up): Hufflepuffs are particually good finders!
Dumbledore: What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

by totally awesome wizard! January 22, 2011

Hufflepuff

...what the hell is that?

All we know is that they're good finders... sorta.

Cedric: Hufflepuffs are especially good finders!
Dumbledore: ...what the hell is a Hufflepuff?

or

Dumbledore: I put all of the good guys in Gryffindor, the bad guys in Slytherin, and everyone else goes to Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff.

by Split Ends August 12, 2009

hufflefucked

When you get screwed over for being too nice, like a HufflePuff in the Harry Potter series.

I got hufflefucked again when I volunteered to help and I was the only one left when it was time to clean up.

by DJJazzySuz March 2, 2018