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hibernating woodlock

To put your johnson in someone's poop chute
"You bill i just did the hibernating woodlock
by ratwrap February 13, 2023
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Hibr

A god or icon to the world spread community usually refered to as the Hibrchuchmans. There are many Hibrchuchmans but there is only one Hibr which all Hibrchuchmans worship and serve. The Hibr is also known as Hae-Yun, Hibrkochiman, Hibrkiyunka, Rarachuchmandiada, Rohman or Hibrrarachuchmankiyunkadiada.
The Hibr taught us how to hibrnate.
by Tha CPT G November 5, 2006
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Hierarchy of Contact

In the digital age we all have a multitude of options for communication. It can be inferred that there is a kind of "Contact Hierarchy" and "Contact Continuum" as not all modes hold the same weight with communication ranging from 1-10.

Hierarchy of contact in 2010 as defined by this contributor:

1. Face to face
2. Telephone
3. Personal Letter
4. SMS, BBIM
5. Email
6. Personal message eg FB
7. Instant Message eg FB, MSN
8. Wall postings, comments
8. "Like," "Poke"
9. Nil contact.
10. Active blocking of contact.

Note: Higher order = increased responsiveness.

A more serious and/or important matter or message would attract a higher order of communication, with the top order being face to face. There are so many ways to communicate, the options are greater than ever before. But is all modes of communication the same, and attracting the same weight of force? Therefore there is a hierarchy. This may vary per user, but there is a hierarchy.
Hierarchy of Contact refers to how the more important the message or reason to communicate, or the person to communicate with, the higher in the order that communication would be. Conversely, less important is therefore lower.

Example, you really need to speak with someone about something serious, you want to face to face with them. If its not serious at all, you might make a posting on their social network wall.

At the end of the hierarchy is active blocking, where someone deliberately refuses any mode of contact.
by AlganonAU December 2, 2010
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Hibernal Photoconductor

An interdimensional anomaly insinuating device that is used to destroy all energy, matter, space, and time. Though spreads the user(s) across the spans to parallel existence's. Which can be but not limited too; the past, the future, a differing present, and/or a void plain.

Has multiple uses; including time travel, interdimensional travel, h4x0ring, and removing abandoned heavy-duty offshore oil rigs.

First discovered by the foot fire lighting ninja's, the device throughout the mortal conception of time has been the cause of the destruction of the universe several times. Though with use in alternate dimensions have canceled out the device being used in the current time space. Though some speculate this cannot be known as, if the universe were to suddenly to become nonexistent we would never be one to realize it as our consciousness would also cease to exist. And a different consciousness in a similar parallel universe would continue on with the nonexistence of the other self.
...Extraordinary as it may be, triggered another time paradox in the fourth dimension which counteracted my first time paradox and reinstated the original hibernal photoconductors, and as a direct consequence reinstates much of the story that was previously nullified, but as an end result, nullifies all storyline emanating from the first mention of the mysterious disappearance of the hibernal photoconductor, which is a total...
by Satans Blob, Mako January 22, 2005
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Hibari Kyoya

Character from katekyo hitman reborn often threatens to bite people to death.
The people in the room were crowded together when Hibari Kyoya came in therefore they were bitten to death
by Cozart April 20, 2011
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hibber jibber

is what u say instead of swearing
oh shit.... no no no ... oh hibber jibber
by llooll May 14, 2009
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Haberstick

To have a really small penis and pork ugly fat girls in the butt.
Dam Haberstick Grace D.
by Daniel Haberstick September 30, 2010
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