Hibermate

When you spend the majority of winter in bed with your lover.

Once the temperature dropped to 31 degrees, Ian and Kristen started to hibermate.

by icwish November 08, 2009

Hibermate

A relationship that last for only a couple of months. Usually during the winter months.
Hiber- comes from Hibernation.
Ideally you meet a hibermate on New Years Eve so that you skip the end of year gift giving holiday season. If you work it right, you can send a message break up message on Valentines Day with a practical, rather than romantic gift. You can then be free and clear by Saint Patrick’s Day!

I found the perfect hibermate. After I get through these cold winter months, the hibermate is getting kicked out the door.

by Ballzer December 02, 2008

Hibermate

A friend who sleeps excessively.

Person 1 - Hey, have you seen Joe anywhere?

Person 2 - He's probably in bed. He's such a hibermate.

by themoorethebetter January 26, 2013

Hibermating

Hibermating (verb) (i.e. cuffing) Being involved in a relationship, usually lasting between one to three months during the Winter -when the nights are the longest, and the bed sheets are the coldest.

Hibermating can usually be recognized by...

- the copious amounts of takeout

containers that it leaves in its wake...

- blurry eyes as a result from Netflix

binging ...

- a per capita uptick in spooning

behavior that is located within a

specific geography area such as the

Northern Hemisphere, the Eastern

Seaboard, or the third floor of City

Liquidators, to name a few.

We spent January and February happily hibermating and never left the house.

by Owen McKash January 17, 2018

hibermating

When you spend all day in bed having sex, preferably during winter.

Alejandro and I spent the entire day hibermating.

by L-J Jackson December 07, 2013

Hibermating

Adj. When two people start dating, but you never see them anymore because they just have sex all the time.

Person 1: "hey have you seen Pete lately"

Person 2: "nah, not since he got with sally, they've just been hibermating all the time"

by heapsmissage_90 December 02, 2010

hibermating

what teenagers want to do to with their peers when they get away from their parents. a combination of the words hibernating and exploratory mating

Where are the kids?
"hibermating"

by wellrounded March 30, 2010