Hibermate 

When you spend the majority of winter in bed with your lover.

Once the temperature dropped to 31 degrees, Ian and Kristen started to hibermate.

Hibermate by icwish November 8, 2009

Hibermate 

A relationship that last for only a couple of months. Usually during the winter months.
Hiber- comes from Hibernation.
Ideally you meet a hibermate on New Years Eve so that you skip the end of year gift giving holiday season. If you work it right, you can send a message break up message on Valentines Day with a practical, rather than romantic gift. You can then be free and clear by Saint Patrick’s Day!

I found the perfect hibermate. After I get through these cold winter months, the hibermate is getting kicked out the door.

Hibermate by Ballzer December 16, 2008

Hibermate 

A friend who sleeps excessively.

Person 1 - Hey, have you seen Joe anywhere?

Person 2 - He's probably in bed. He's such a hibermate.

Hibermate by themoorethebetter January 26, 2013

Hiberdating 

Verb - Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend

I haven't seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Teddy four months ago.

Hiberdating by Andy Freemon November 28, 2010

hiberbate 

To pass the winter in a dormant or torpid state of excessive masturbation.

as a verb:
"All he did last winter was hiberbate."
as a noun:
"This smallness of this town is conducive to hiberbation."
or
"I envy that particular individual for his consummate position as an avid hiberbator."

hiberbate by downbeat March 14, 2004

bachelor hibernation 

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men become relationship free, to avoid, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship commitments

Tom Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

bachelor hibernation by white choc March 1, 2011

Masturbation hibernation 

To take a break, "hibernate", from the act of pleasuring one's self.

John's dick was getting so burned and chafed from all the wanking that he had to take a masturbation hibernation.

Masturbation hibernation by Darkhg November 28, 2009