Last week my hemper friend came out from behind the redwood curtain to visit for a few daze. He brought his friend hairy purple bud.
by El Mosca del Norte August 4, 2006
Get the hemper mug.A school district full of pot heads, whores, red-necks, and posers. There' has to be a select few from here that actually turn out normal. A normal day here would include a bomb threat, along with the hundreds of nude pictures that are always sent around. The freshmen think they're big shots and the Seniors think they're God.
Sarah: OMG! Did you see that nude picture of Amy?
Joan: I DID! I forwarded it to 20 people last night!
Sarah: Oh, nice. Oh, and did you see Andrew's mohawk?
Joan: I totally did. He is such a poser.
Sarah: Well, what do you expect? It's Hempfield.
Joan: I DID! I forwarded it to 20 people last night!
Sarah: Oh, nice. Oh, and did you see Andrew's mohawk?
Joan: I totally did. He is such a poser.
Sarah: Well, what do you expect? It's Hempfield.
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Various people that posted definitions for groupie, Good times, klax, corn, Prostawhore, herp, *erica* Twatslut, and ahg seem to think herpies is a word.
by Kenthar January 13, 2004
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Get the hemmie mug.Hemppfield High School is a place that 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th graders go to "learn".
Teachers get off topic with every class discussion
The teachers here swear at the most random points during class
At random times during class the teachers cell phone will ring and they will actually answer and discuss with the person on the other end what they are doing that night
The football team here sucks --- the only reason people keep coming to the games is to watch the pride and joy of Hempfield....the SARTAN MARCHING BAND!!!
This band performs at multiple festivals and marches in numerous parades. - March 11-17th they went to Hawaii to celebrate the 50th statehood and perform in the parade and at pearl harbor....
Teachers get off topic with every class discussion
The teachers here swear at the most random points during class
At random times during class the teachers cell phone will ring and they will actually answer and discuss with the person on the other end what they are doing that night
The football team here sucks --- the only reason people keep coming to the games is to watch the pride and joy of Hempfield....the SARTAN MARCHING BAND!!!
This band performs at multiple festivals and marches in numerous parades. - March 11-17th they went to Hawaii to celebrate the 50th statehood and perform in the parade and at pearl harbor....
MR. K - okay so yesterday we were talking about how the Natives in "Dances With Wolves" reacted when they tasted sugar for the first time....
FRED - Mr. K have you ever ate a buffalo heart?
MR. K - no but i have tasted.....
SARAH - (in back of room) you no you go to Hempfield Area High School when you talk about eating hearts...
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FRED - Mr. K have you ever ate a buffalo heart?
MR. K - no but i have tasted.....
SARAH - (in back of room) you no you go to Hempfield Area High School when you talk about eating hearts...
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by Bander_Forever March 29, 2009
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