Headlock Buttfuck

Sexual encounter consisting of individual headlocking male or female victim, while another mercilessly buttfucks them. Buttfucking continues until dominant partner is satiated or victim begins to bleed profusely.

Johnathan and his roommate headlock buttfucked an unsuspecting drunk male. It was horrendous, but they all enjoyed it.

Cindy begged her boyfriend and her friend Sarah to headlock buttfuck her until the sun came up... A fortnight later.

by HurtBreak December 17, 2008

gorilla in the headlock

Excessive amount of pubic hair.

Girl, you need to take care of that gorilla in the headlock!

by Zoo animales May 1, 2018

Amsterdam Headlock

When fucking a hooker on her back, her legs with her panties around her ankles hold the back of your neck.

That broad got me in an Amsterdam Headlock last night

by Cosmic_Snakes February 25, 2021

jock headlock

Putting someone in a headlock and putting their nose in your armpit. Making them smell it ( usually after a workout)

Will stuck his athletic cup in my face last week so this week I put him in a jock headlock.

by Matman September 29, 2013

Emotional headlock

When, for one reason or another, you have actual things to do but you get sucked into an emotional situation (i.e. becoming an shoulder to lean on) that you are unable to extricate yourself from and end up having to ride it out even if it means not getting your stuff done.

“Sorry I’m 20 minutes late; I was put into an emotional headlock by my bestie who needed someone to listen”

by RatchedRN78 March 28, 2021

love headlock

When someone loves you so much it’s aggressive

Bro I love my gf so much I just wanna put her in a love headlock

by barrib October 2, 2019

greek headlock

in wrestling match vs. an opponent you put your hand down the back of their pants and put your thumb in their butt-whole and your ring and middle finger in their vagina and pick them up like a six-pack

So my roommate was drunk and kept trying to wrastle me so I put her in a Greek head lock and took her to her room

Cheney was infuriated by G-dubs foreign policy so he put him in a Greek headlock.

by danimal799 July 11, 2010