hendrix headlock

A woman's shamefully unkempt vaginal hair (bush) which has grown to resemble the outrageous wig of famed guitarist James "Jimi" Hendrix, as though the man was still alive and had been caught in a horrible brain squeeze between the skank's thighs.

"I ran for the hills when I went for the pussy and found a Hendrix headlock down there!"

by afterbirtha December 31, 2008

downstairs headlock

For males. The act of masturbating using the inside of your elbow. Imagine putting someone in a headlock, sliding your arm up and down on their neck to choke them. Now replace their neck with your shaft, and their head with the head of your penis.

Guy 1: Hey, what’s wrong with your back? You’ve been hunched over all day.

Guy 2: I was putting myself in a downstairs headlock last night. It’s unsatisfying and leaves you sore. I wouldn’t recommend it.

by Teats McGee January 15, 2020

squirrel in a headlock

when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”

Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”

by ppnoggins January 15, 2023

Deepthroat headlock

When a man has a woman perform a deepthroating blow job (preferably balls deep) and the man performs a headlock with his legs around the woman's neck until she taps out.

Woman: I don't want to make dinner tonight.

Man: If you don't I will put you in a deepthroat headlock.

by ABBGERJW September 15, 2016

Bob Marley in a headlock

A woman with very hairy armpits, therefore looking like she has bob marley in a headlock

"Wow dude, look at the birds hairy armpits"

"HAHA, it looks like she has bob marley in a headlock"

by Jimmothy_Brap_Brap_Brap June 10, 2009

buckwheat in a headlock

taking down a girls pants to find an incredible mass of pubic hair

Mike was getting ready to go down on Amber. He pulled down her pants and told her that it looks like you have buckwheat in a headlock down here.

by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007

Don King in a headlock

A massive pubic thatch comparible to that of famous boxing promoter Don King

I whipped down her kegs and her muff looked like Don King in a headlock

by Wilkiniho October 23, 2009