hard of hearing

A person who isn't deaf, but nor are they hearing. Often a hard of hearing person will feel like they have a "foot on both sides of the fence." Many people make the incorrect assumption that a hard of hearing person can hear everything, only less loudly. Group situations are very difficult for hard of hearing people, so many will avoid them.

When you're speaking to a hard of hearing person, you should be facing them, speaking in a clear, even voice, and make sure that you're annunciating your words properly.

by Maura T. January 9, 2009

Turtle heading

When you have to take a poo ... Really bad, but don't have access to a bathroom. The poo pokes out of your butthole as you try to sqeeze it back in so you don't shit your pants. Much like the way a turtles head peeks in and out of it's shell.
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants

Dude1: wow look that guy is walking funny!!
Dude2: hahaha yeah he's definitely turtle heading !!!

by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014

Hatering

The act of one man thrusting his penis into another man's penis.

Can also be used as 'hatered'.

Andrew: "God man my dick is so sore!"

Jon: "What the fuck?"

Andrew: "Dude some guy Hatered me so hard last night!"

Jon: "Dude, you can't just be hatering all the time or your dick will split in two."

by BigDickMcThunderStick February 23, 2014

hearing AIDS

What you might get if you have unprotected phone sex.

"What? I can't hear you. Let me turn up my hearing AIDS."

by Jack324 November 24, 2007

Headiting

When a filmmakers is editing a video in his or her head

I was supposed to finish the video but it was too sunny so I went to the park and spent the day headiting.

by Butchieenorsk June 15, 2015

Potato Heading

The act of transporting drugs, weapons, and/or any illegal item in your ass, someone else's ass, or Mr. Potato Head's ass

Watch out man, the cops are sniffin' everyones assholes for anyone who is potato heading

by .Avocado July 20, 2010

Heading to Craigsville

An expression used in place of, "We're fucked." Commonly used on Jump Mountain during bear season when hunters have lost their dogs and the sun is rapidly setting.

"Well, we lost our dogs when we were chasin' a bear, so I guess we're heading to Craigsville."

by APkid January 21, 2009