havana style

When person 1 inserts something into person 2's pussy (like a cigar - hence the name) and then takes it out and sucks it. Made famous by Bill and Monica.

"One of my friends said the neck of his beer bottle smelt funny, I just couldn't tell him it was because I was doing his girlfriend havana style with it!"

by Spearmint Rhino April 3, 2003

havana banana

An STD most commonly contracted while on TDY in Florida.

Yeah, I went clubbin last night, ended up at Bare Assets and I think I got Havana Banana now.

by major doko June 28, 2009

Havana Cricket

Facetiously describing a cockroach. Referencing the abundance of cockroaches in Cuba.

Mommy, I seen another Havana Cricket run under the fridge!

by Carolina 'Gina October 9, 2009

Havana

Havana is a very kind girl though, she can be aggressive when she wants. If you piss her or her friend off RUN! Havana’s are very funny too, they get the best laughs out of you. Havana’s are naturally smart people. If you know havana, unless your best friends be careful about what you say as anything offensive she may just kill you. Havana’s are ambitious and shy.

Person 1: ha ha, but your friends is so dumb.
Havana: get tf out

by Lexithedumbestbee August 1, 2021

havana toastie

a sex game...it's very fun, i saw i on tv, lots of chocolate, an ppl likin it off ov eech other, i luvvedit so much that i decided to tape it, i wanked off to it and cummed, then, wen i was going up to bed, i cummed myself a bit more and cum slipped down the inside of my trouser leg, i didnt mind, because i jus drippd it into my hot chocolate and poured it all over my balls...which my cat then licked nice and clean for me..thanks sylvester...now we watch the tape most nites and hav lots of fun, i ent out and bouht a hamster, i caled him paul, ansd now i felch with him daily, whilst watchin my havana toastie tape and getting my chocolate and cum encrusted balls likked by sylvester. :)

me: lets watch that tape ou like sylvester...
...
me: NOW LIK EM!
sylvester: *likketty lik*
me: oh yeh baby...thats the ticket...oh yeh...
paul: *burrow burrow up arse*
me: ooh do ur thing paul, lik me out!
paul: *likketty lik*
me: YES! DO IT NOW!
sylvester: *bites down hard on my bellend*
me: YERRRR! DO IT BABY!
pual: *pisses up my arse*
me: *cums self hard into sylvesters ears*

that was wot happend last nite.

by Philly my willy February 23, 2005

havana

the fucking motherland

oye broder, les go to labana (havana)!

by aimlesss August 21, 2008

heave a havanah

To take a crap similar in shape and form as a Cuban Havanah cigar to pinch a loaf

Dude where's your crapper, I gotta heave a havanah this minite.

by captkerk June 11, 2006