Hastard

A Horny Bastard. In every circle of friends, there is always a hastard. Thinks that all world problems can be solved if the world leaders jack- off more... Spends his whole day in his room doing you know what.... On the surface, he may appear normal, but deep inside his perverted psyche, there lies a sexual fiend. He has the largest collection of porn amongst anyone you know. Also, a hastard is a guy who never gets any real action, but goes solo always.

Where is the hastard?? Oh I can guess! He is probably in his room pleasing himself.

Stop hastarding around. Watching porn in the library! And I thought you could sink no lower!

You hastard! You used up all of my lube!

by Crastard April 27, 2009

hava

Hava is a joke like Ligma and Sugma except it's nicer.

M: bro i heard i had hava..
H: what's hava
M: hava nice day
lmao got em!!

by mysticrye October 10, 2019

Hasta la later

Similar to 'Hasta la vista' but used for people you don't like.

Aw yeah I won! Hasta la later, Keith!

by Trivialcanine September 7, 2016

Hatake Kakashi

a shinobi copy-ninja that is the sensei of naruto, sakura, and sasuke.

guy:hi there!
hatake kakashi:*can only stand there, otherwise would be revealing too much information*

by letusbeus December 3, 2006

Hasta la vista, baby

The term "Hasta la vista" is a Spanish farewell that can be literally translated as "Until the (next) sighting" and means "See you later" and "Goodbye". This term, with the added word "baby" - "Hasta la vista, baby" - was used in the popular hit song from 1987, "Looking for a New Love" by Grammy Award winner Jody Watley.1 It was also used in the 1988 Tone Lōc single "Wild Thing". The use of the term in Terminator 2: Judgment Day immortalized it as a popular catchphrase worldwide.
---From Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia

John Connor: No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative", or some shit like that. You say "no problemo". And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat me". And if you want to shine them on it's "hasta la vista, baby".
The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.

by AlexaJenT December 1, 2013

Hasta mañana

(Spanish) See you tomorrow.

Hasta mañana amigo.

by Dancing with Fire June 28, 2013

Hastadized

Getting skeeted on by a man at a dance club whose penis is lodged in the top of his pants. The skeeting occurs when the man repeatedly grinds with a young girl at an 18+ dance club until he is stimulated enough and releases his seed on the woman's body and/or the dance floor.

Jake: "Damn, I just hastadized that chick. Looks like my night is over early."

Slutty Underaged Girl: "That is the fourth time I've been hastadized at this club. Time to throw these clothes away and find the new jump off."

by Krayzee Eyes Killah October 18, 2008