Pointy Haired Boss 

Refer's to Dilbert's boss, but also by association to all other mindbogglingly stupid bosses lacking foresight, technical knowledge, leadership skills, morality or tact.

"I'll get next weekend off, but I'll have to work on the PHB."

"My new job's ok, except there's a classic Pointy Haired Boss in my department."

Pointy Haired Boss by master_gopher July 1, 2006

hairpie crisis 

When, after giving oral sex to a woman with a hairy vagina, the dude has a few pubic hairs stuck in his teeth.

I had a job interview that I thought went great. I did not get the job and when I got to my car I looked at my face in the rear view mirror and saw a bunch of pubic hairs in my teeth. I realized this is why i failed in my interview. After giving Sophia head before my interview I forgot to check my mouth and floss. This fucking hairpie crisis caused me to blow my interview!

hairpie crisis by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 27, 2017

long haired jizz expert 

Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.

Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!

long haired jizz expert by gorilla tities February 17, 2014

Harriet 

Harriet is an awesome person who is slightly weird but creative and imaginative

That’s are great idea Harriet (Harriet is Awesome)

Harriet by Eyeaye July 31, 2018

Hailie 

Really really sweet , a total people person, smart, cute and funny. Gorgeous eyes and face. Everybody wants to be her. Amazing personality!

Guy 1: Wow she's so amazing! What's her name?

Guy 2: Oh, that's Hailie. She's like super smart and hott!

Guy 1: That explains why her name is Hailie...

Hailie by beethovenkicksbutt February 18, 2011

hairist 

someone who is cruel and/or judgemental of people who have differently colored hair than they do.

1. That Maddie is such a hairist!

2. They keep calling me blondie, that's so hairist of them!

hairist by Sunshine101 February 9, 2008

Hailie 

A very beautiful girl with the best personality ever and she is the best girlfriend any guy could ever ask for

Dude Hailie is the best girl ever

Hailie by Damianyount2413 November 23, 2016