Hans 

The natural enemy of every NOPE that exists.
His favorite weapon is the flammenwerfer but he can use also many other weapons like Harpoon-werfer, Miniguns etc.

Man 1: Hey look there.

Man 2: What's that?!

Man 1: A big fat nope!
Man 2: HANS, GET THE FLAMMENWERFER!!!!

Hans by TheDestructor July 1, 2017

Hans 

A Hans is a guy who is known for: going for all the girls but ends up being friends with all of them and thinks its a good idea to stick tampons up his anus thinking it is not gay.

I can't believe you stuck a tampon up ur ass that's such a hans.

Hans by Yuppie_noodles November 8, 2018

Hans 

A person who behaves to the equivalent of narcissistic tyrant. He or she thinks they are better at everything, usually uses the term "pro" to describe themselves and is usually if not always bad or has broken English

"I would hang out with him, but he is such a hans"

Hans by i have November 16, 2019

Hans 

Hans is an incredible specimen. You can find them any where in the world no matter where you look. They are very intelligent and enjoy big booty farts. They love sleeping naked and eating a lot of delicious food.

Woah check out that Hans! What a fucking bitch!

Hans by HARRYPLOOP December 30, 2019

Hans 

The best gamer that there could ever be.

It's so good of a gamer that he let's his friends beat him in Smash Bros Ultimate.

Yooo Hans just beat me in pokemon sword, but I got the W in Smash Bros

Hans by jojo0318 October 9, 2020

HANS 

HANS stands for “horny ass nigga syndrome”. When someone (or something) is under this condition they usually make very rash and idiotic decisions due to their immense horniness. The weight of their decisions only are made aware to the subject after the condition subsides.
Note: can be considered an opposite to “post-nut clarity”.

“Bro, Kevin straight up was jacking off to a younger picture of his mom. He really is INCREDIBLY down bad with HANS I tell ya”

HANS by King K Cool March 16, 2021

Hans 

Hans is the type of person to love being around friends. He loves Minecraft and his favorite server is Hypixel. He can also get angry easily, but tries his best to not lose his temper. He loves to find new friends on the Internet and sometimes outside! He also like playing the drums and play football. He can be very serious at times and might accidentally hurt someone's feelings. He likes KFC, Jollibee, Wing Stop, McDonalds, Burger King, Shakeys, Yellow Cab and Baskin Robbins.

1. Hans is my friend.
2. Hans is cool.

Hans by h4nslol November 14, 2021