Gordon College

A small expensive Christian liberal arts college located north of Boston composed mainly of preppy rich white Christian females who competitively pursue the small population of strange bearded male Christian hipsters, lax bros,

Dude I met this girl from Gordon college yesterday and she told me Jesus loved me!

by Gordon Girl August 14, 2011

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

One of the decades finest young actors. Known for roles in 3rd Rock From The Sun, Mysterious Skin, 10 Things I Hate About You, Brick, (500) Days Of Summer and the recent Inception. He usually acts in independent films, but he's becoming more of a success. Although underrated, he's gradually making his way to blockbuster success. And better yet, he's not like other celebrities who pride themselves. He's honest and doesn't need to rely on image for attention, because it's his amazing talent that sets him up high. Personally, I find him to be very attractive, hot and handsome. He's an actor to watch out for. I am extremely proud to be a fan of his.

"Hey, did you see Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Inception? I thought he was amazing".
"Yeah, he looked a thousand times sexy in his suit and combed hair".

by DreamArchitect November 9, 2010

Gordie Howe Sex Club

Gordie Howe played pro hockey in parts of 5 decades. The Gordie Howe Sex Club is when you have sex with people born in five different decades.

"Hey, I saw you hitting on that cougar chick last night, what was with that?"
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."

by Doc Irysch May 27, 2013

glordith darkstar

The act of masturbating with a shoe in the dark in a strangers backyard and getting caught with a spotlight while in the act.

I was standing in the corner of my neighbors backyard at night masturbating with my shoe when all of a sudden I got GLORDITH DARKSTARED.

by Highway hero June 18, 2017

Gordon

You are a phenomenon if you are a Gordon. Always elusive and seemingly crazy, they can be both the greatest person in you life or the one who makes you want to hide in a hole. They are either a person you hate or love.

I miss you, Gordon!

by pekingcat=^'.w'^= June 2, 2016

gordonstoun

A school in northern Scotland that bangs on about having had a couple of royal toffs.

"Arn't you happy your not at Gordonstoun?"

by Gordonunit March 5, 2015

Geordied

When a female falls for the affection of a male, who's origin is of Newcastle or the near by surrounding area.

"Here, met 2 irish bords in korfu, they got geordied like"

by Awight September 9, 2013