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gümfeglocken

The ceremonial bells used by gümfe (the plural of gumf) during traditional festivities and rituals. The bells are very important to the gumf culture as the bell distinguishes one gumf from another. For every stolen cookie the bell gets an extra engraving.
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by Treat_Cakes123 May 20, 2009
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Gumpping it

To have sex with a almost retarded individual
I was gumpping it with this girl at Christian camp, at least then she didnt need a reason to make a single sentence.
by Mich3villi March 30, 2021
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Forrest Gumping

One day, for no particular reason, you just feel like doing something. And you don't stop until you're done.
One day, for no particular reason, I decided to have a little beer. When I finished the beer, I thought i'd drink another. By the end of the night, I drank 47 beers and passed out. I sure was Forrest Gumping!
by SkipperNaut April 28, 2017
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The Forrest Gump Effect

To have a long, long conversation with complete stranger that creates an epic story about your past often in awkward locations such as elevators, park benches, bus stops, or even waiting rooms.

Also, you win if you include football, chocolate, shrimp or running insane distances.
Guy 1: I went to get checked up at the doctor's, but I totally got the Forrest Gump Effect by some old guy. I sat there for five hours without realizing my name was called.

Guy 2: Damn....
by G-Ender July 21, 2010
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Gumpshun

quick-witted, smart mouthed, wise ass etc.
"My Grandmama used to say 'boy you got gumpshun' " -- Big K.R.I.T
by Misshoneyblunts October 5, 2010
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gump sense

1. dumb
2. stupid
3. about as bright as a burned out light bulb
4. not to swift
5. the opposite of highly intellegent
6. just plain dumb
oh great that guy is coming back yeah hes got gump sense it took me 2 hours to explain how we fixed his blazer last nite and it only took 15 minutes to fix the damn thing
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com December 28, 2007
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Forrest Gump in a dress

A certain ex-Govorner from Alaska that has a very low IQ.
Allison: "I can't believe Sarah Palin is really the Republican hope for 2012...she is Forrest Gump in a dress!"
Kris: "You betcha!"
by Silver Wear March 20, 2010
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