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gummy musket

A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.
I jerked out a gigantic tuft of ass hair on account of a gummy musket.
by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011
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two hogs fighting in a gunnysack

When a ugly chick with a fat ass is walking and the curds are bubbling out and the rolls are waving back and forth like "two hogs fighting in a gunnysack".
Damn dude! Check out that ass... it is like two hogs fighting in a gunnysack.
by nvstormtrooper February 4, 2006
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gunyah

Australian term for a simple rudely constructed dwelling. Typically made of natural materials scavenged from the surrounding bushland.
By selecting some suitable large branches from the surrounding scrub, I had soon constructed a servicable gunyah by weaving them together. By adding some buches of long reeds I managed to add a reasonable thatch.
by Roderick Myer July 31, 2006
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gummy gomez

Cum into your hand and wipe it on your partner's mouth
I gave Lucy a gummy gomez last night, she licked it up, that bitch is crazy.
by Band Camper October 4, 2008
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Gummy Bear'd

When a woman removes her teeth, for the sole purpose of performing fellatio.
When Edna came by my house last night, I got Gummy Bear'd, before we had intercourse!
by Jett Black February 23, 2009
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gummy knuckle

When one inserts their entire hand into their mouth during a blowjob to give a fully mouth-enveloped handjob.
Bro I got a gummy knuckle from my girl the other night.
by Dynawhap January 2, 2019
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gummy bear

A gummy bear is the most amazing person on earth, they're sweet caring and funny. They also give great hugs and are really comfortable to sleep on.
by noodlesssssss September 24, 2019
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