Grieser Guarantee

The Grieser Guarantee is a phrase used when you are one hundred percent positive that you are correct. First used by Eric Grieser, this guarantee can't be false.

"I Grieser guarantee that North Carolina is going to win the 2005 NCAA Championship Tournament."

by Eric Grieser April 12, 2005

guarma

Not Tahiti, but nearly there.

Don't go to Guarma, instead go to Tahiti and follow the goddamn PLAN.

by Blixcas December 10, 2022

Winger guarantee

A Jeff Winger alternative to a very important promise.

Invented in the tv show Community by Jeff Winger.

Jeff Winger: Il get you 5 more customers by the end of this, and that’s a Winger Guarantee

by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test December 22, 2021

Guanaco

The nickname given to those born in EL Salvador.

Jose: Hey que sos? Chicano o Nicoya?
Pedro: Niguno de los dos, soy Guanaco

Jose: Hey what are you? Chicano or Nicoya?
Pedro: Neither of the 2, I'm Guanaco!

by Fezified January 29, 2006

guarana

A South American fruit, from which the seeds are used to make stimulants, and for some medicinal purposes(but really, who isn't really taking it just to get a rush?). It contains 4 or 5% caffeine (coffee has about 1%) and is found in many energy drinks, and is also sold as a powder that is mixed into drinks.

after drinking all that coffee with guarana powder in it, i was up for days!

by dan July 15, 2004

Guanaca

A woman from El Salvador...A guanaca can usually cook a culinary masterpiece called pupusas, which is a dish EXCLUSIVELY of Salvadorean origin. Guanacas are one of a kind and the hottest women on earth (and no I'm not just saying that 'cause Im Salvy, it's been confirmed).

Puchica, vos esa guanaca esta bien chula!

by Wendeee718 November 22, 2010

guarav

a slang term for people from India

I want to learn how to play cricket, I always see the guarav playing.

by i<3guarav May 4, 2009