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grumple snout

owww I just stubbed my grumple snout
by bumfluff 2.0 January 29, 2019
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Grimpleton

a pure absolute dumbass who cant do anything right
"Youre a Grimpleton!"
"*You're"
by bingleton_shroudloger March 28, 2023
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Grumple

The area between your grandpas asshole and balls. On young people it’s known as the taint.
After all these years grandma went to a spa where they gave her beaver a Brazilian and she found out that they can also hook grandpa up with an asshole bleach and a grumple shave.
by Daddy big hands April 23, 2018
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grumplestitskin

A person who is a real pain in the ass, and finds ways to turn ordinary tasks into prolonged experiences by being a grump. Mainly occurs when the female species is bleeding out for 7 days without dying.
Person A: Wow Christine was such a grumplestitskin last night.
Person B: Yea, she must've had sand in her vagina.
by grumpybear4life August 18, 2011
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Grumpet

When a king does a massive shit, his personal servant blows a trumpet in victory. The act of this in known as 'blowing the Grumpet.'
Servant: 'His majesty has completed the royal bowel movement!'
Servant Two: 'Hazzah! Dust off the victory trumpet! Sound the Grumpet!'
by TheAwesomePandaman March 1, 2014
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Grumple

A grumpy person who bums everyone out and is a buzzkill.
"Man I'm having such a great time!"
"Too bad John is such a grumple and bummed me out..."
by Kittykattttt666 April 3, 2013
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Grumplestiltskin

When one whines beyond perpetual belief which thus makes the ear drums implode
Damn kids won't stop whining that I won't give them the grape drank! What a bunch of grumplestiltskins!
by DJ J Kid July 7, 2010
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