Kristen Grossmann

A very nice girl who likes to teach young children perverted things.

snuggle pups, Kristen Grossmann

by Drickatie August 3, 2012

Grossman

Dry and scaling skin, typically caused by a cast being on for a long duration of time.

Paige has grossman.

by JACKSONJ March 5, 2010

Pulling a Grossman

When you are surrounded by things/people that should prevent the average person from failing but somehow you still manage to fail. Not only do you fail, you plain suck.

The Chicago Bears defense holds the opposition to 100 total yards but by pulling a Grossman and committing 5 turnovers Rex wasted the defensive effort. Nice job sexy rexy, I wish you were a horse so they would have shot you when you messed up your ankle.

by David Swislow September 30, 2007

crossland

A notorious Springtucky crack den, occasionally morphed into a morbidly entertaining three-ring circus by the muthafuckin' V.I.C. (Virgo in Charge).

I'll never stay at Crossland again. But that tall guy who used to work at night was one sweet piece of ass.

by Sodindo Banana May 18, 2018

Grassland Ghost

An extremely pale girl, almost albino, except for the fact that she has ginger hair. Their lack of pigment is appalling.

I went to the pool this summer, but was almost blinded by the abundance of grassland ghosts, so I left

by lorenzo54321 February 22, 2011

grosslarious

Describes something simultaneously gross and hilarious

Duderigno: Dudelicious! That douche just soiled himself!
Dudelicious: Damn, Duderigno! That's grosslarious!!

by ElDuderigno November 2, 2016

rossland rug

In the ski and mountain biking Mecca of Rossland, B.C., all trucks in town can be seen with a tailgate protector mat

( usually a Dakine mat), with multiple bikes hanging.
This Rossland Rug on the tailgates of trucks has become synonymous with mountain biking in British Columbia, and everywhere mountain bike culture exists.

That new trail must be ready to shred, look at all the Rossland Rugs in the parking lot!!

by Dez4prez October 9, 2017