Groingus

a tiktok trend where you grab your male friends genitals and squeeze them till they burst while they are asleep

Oh my god! my friend Micah just did Groingus to my Gentitals! I am now a woman!

by Ballseater69420 October 4, 2021

groin terrorist

HIV-positoids who jab infected needles in the arms, legs and other susceptible bodyparts in subway trains as an act of vengenance!

Unlike the groin terrorist, the 'gift-giver' is someone with what has been called 'compassionate access': willingness to give his disease to those who ask for it! Crazy, ya think? Well, some people love to contract AIDS by will an are called the 'bug-chasers'!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Groinal Stretches

When wearing tights, often we find that the groin area insists on sagging. To overcome this, we stretch the groinal area by widening the legs, either with legs side by side, or placing one foot forward and one foot back.

Chantelle: "What are you doing? You look like a goon"
Charmaine: "My tights are lowering, I'm doing groinal stretches"

by Alice Taylor September 5, 2006

groinalplex

the entirety of the genital region. a particularly vulnerable target in men for the foot of a displeased female. see also crotchal zone.

uf, i just got nailed in the groinalplex by a golf club. i think i'm gonna cry.

by elemental May 4, 2005

Groining

1. To lead towards a destination (place or person) with your groin, often with dubious sexual intention.

2. To converse with another person whilst asserting one's groin, with the hope that the person will be impressed by this show of masculinity.

1. I don't know what's gotten into Joe, he's groining everywhere tonight!

2. He was groining her the whole time we were there, she was not impressed.
2a. People have been groining each other the whole night, what kind of place is this?!

by SC_Gediminas August 31, 2013

Groin Ball

Groinball is a game with a rich tradition. It was invented by the Japanese shortly after the second world war, but stolen by the white man and brought back to America, where it was developed into the modern game we all love. Two teams of two compete in Groinball. Two opposition players face each other inside a box marked on the ground and place their hands on each others' shoulders whilst their respective partners stand behind them. The object is for the players outside of the box to bounce tennis balls between their team mate's legs so that they hit the opponent in the groin. The game is scored much like boxing in that points are given for hits (2X points for friendly fire) and the match ends after a pre-determined period or through a KO (defined as a player crumbling and hitting the floor).

That was a fine game of groin ball, but it has left my nuts raw and tender

by itisipotman October 20, 2007

Kick To Groin

Blow to a male's testicles

She kicked him in the groin and got away as he moaned in pain on the floor.

by Anonymous October 22, 2003