slap-happy-grand-pappy

an older person who is very happy about life & the things around him.

Brian: "Damn Carl, I only had 2 pieces of chicken out of that 12 piece family box last evening!", "you're such a pig!"

Carl: "Yo slap-happy-grand-pappy!"

by T.Wilson January 1, 2013

Chinese Grand Prix

/tʃaɪˈniz, -ˈnis grɑ̃ ˈpriz/ n. A traffic-clogged portion of the 60 Pomona Freeway in southern California that lies between the 605 and 57 Freeways. The infamously erratic driving habits of Chinese drivers who predominate the area coupled with the inability to effectively dodge big rigs that crisscross this large industrial wasteland make commuting here about as dangerous as racing at the Grand Prix.

I'm not taking the Chinese Grand Prix to work, traffic is always such a mess.

by Matt*ee September 19, 2009

Grand Poobah

Is a title given to someone who holds an exalted position.
The name has come to be used as a mocking title for someone important or high-ranking and who exhibits an inflated self-regard.

"Fred Flintstone and his friend Barney Rubble were members of the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes Lodge No. 26. A high ranking elected position within this organization is Grand Poobah or Grand Imperial Poobah. Poobah is a title of respect and often is linked to might in a role."

by David Rowlands July 6, 2006

Your Grand-pap Trap

A insult similar to Your mom gay, your dad's a lesbian, and your granny a tranny. Basically claiming someones's family is filled with homo-sexuals and "Un-desirables"

Josh : "Daniel Your mom Gay"
Daniel : "Your Dads a lesbian"
Josh : "Your Granny a tranny "
Daniel :"Your Grand-pap Trap"
Josh : "Dies a painful death then is immediately sent to hell'

by danielmedez_big_nibb_2 March 15, 2018

Grand Prix GTP

A V6 Supercharged car that eats V8's for lunch, especially Mustangs.

My GTP just smoked another 5.0 Rustang!

by GothicGP May 11, 2003

grand petty theft

the act of stealing a large amount of inexpensive things

Johnny stole 5,000 Baby Ruth bars last night--that's a grand petty theft if I've ever seen one!

by papa lech March 2, 2010

Famous giant puple stuffed worm in flapjaw space

When there was a glitch in Arsenal Gear this is all Colonel Campbell could think about.... other than scissors..... and his past life as a burrowing worm..... and VR mission 59 to infiltrate Galuade and save Meryl....

"I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock! I need scissors!! 61!!" Colonel Campbell

by Austin B. January 31, 2005