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goobutt

A common and and undesirable problem that occurs when one does not wipe themselves after defecating (pooping). It can also occur after one poops but wipes well and then engages in an aerobic excersise, this situation is often called swass(Literally "sweaty-ass"). Do the human race a favor and just wipe.
I went poop and ran out of toilet paper and now I have goobutt.

I went poop earlier and after I went for a jog and now I have swass.
by jvero-b November 20, 2004
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goontash

Goontash is a somewhat derogatory term referring to a noticeable but sparse presence of hair on the upper lip among adolescent boys.
HOLY SHIT! Sean McLellan has a HUGE goontash!
by fakke July 16, 2008
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Goonster

A person or people who are such a goon that you have to make up a word on the spot for how much of a goon they are. A kid who told me once in gradeschool not to hurt a book.
"Don't bend the book that way, you are hurting it." Hey kid, you are a goonster.
by Samsonite219 December 9, 2008
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goontastic

When someone or something demonstrates at an exceptional or supreme level the ability to be "gangster" or a "goon."
Seth Lockhart wore all blue to represent for the Crypts. He looked goontastic at the basketball game.
by Xedious February 28, 2010
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goont

A woman that is being a cunt and also acting like a goof.
Any woman can be a (bitch), but she's a real goont.
That Shannon is worse than a {cunt). she acts like a (goof). She's a goont.
by Teddog August 15, 2016
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goonatic

one who subscribes to the unconventional on a daily basis; one who's behavior is always a mystery, as well as, a delight to the beholder.
When Socks slept on the boxes of crackers he was a true goonatic. Not he only thing that was crackers!
by the old bear February 4, 2010
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Goontings

Something a goon would do.
When you do not care about anything except the fact that you or the people surrounding you are of the goons.
John : Hey man i don't think we should be robbing this bank in broad daylight with police surrounding the bank.

Yasaar : Stop being a pussy, let's just do it, Goontings alright !!!
by Goontings October 10, 2014
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