goober

A joint venture of Google and Uber in which ride-share drivers' cars are mounted with Street View cameras.

I've been driving for Goober.

by BR545 May 05, 2016

goober

1) chocolate cover pnuts
2) a big ol booger hangin outcha nose
3) someone being a tard; bein dorky on purpose
4) same as number 3, but NOT being done on purpose
5) a lil wee-wee

1- Hey girl, hand me one of them goobers before the movie starts

2- Woah buddy, getchu a kleenex, you gotta big ol goober

3- Omylanta, you are such a goober!

4- Omylanta, ugh, he is such a goober...

5- When my cousin was little, so was his goober.

by Eatin gooberpeas! (It'sa song-- no definition for gooberpeas y'all!) October 25, 2004

goober

n. Offensive Slang, Chiefly Southern U.S.

1. Used as a disparaging term for a member of the white rural laboring class. Very similar to redneck, with emphasis on lack of intelligence as opposed to bigotry.
2. Political pundits concerned with demagogue issues.

If you proudly use Bush/Cheney stickers to keep your truck's tailgate up, you might be a goober.

by Richard Frank November 01, 2004

goober

something so completely lame that it can be considered cool

minivan- the ultimate goober mobile

by jessjess5353 June 30, 2009

goober

The penis. Because it often makes men act like fools.

you want to see my goober?

by Deep blue 2012 August 06, 2009

goober

slang for a male penis.
slang for a peanut.
Name of a terrible candy.

A really goofy person, and or outcast,
or nerd

At the movies I ordered a box of Goobers, and a soda,
at the snack bar.

"Oh man, I was shaving my pubes, and accidentally nicked my goober."

"Would you look at Marty acting so goofy,
He really is a big goober."

by HotFoot July 28, 2009

goober

a dork; someone who does something of dork manner

I forgot where i put my glasses, oops there on my head!!
you are such a goober!!!

by Missy June 13, 2004