goofballs

slang term for methamphetamine and other oral forms of various illegal drugs

that guy Overdosed on goofballs, now he is in a coma.

by grizzlymaster March 6, 2009

gooballs

a gooey treat concisting of usually healthy items like granola, nuts and grains and sweet items like chocolate, carob, and carmel and gooey items like peanut butter, honey and butter. They almost always contain significant doses of marijuana baked right in. They were popularized and sold in Phish parking lots but now can be seen at any jam band show. Also called ganja gooballs because of the cannabis content.

Trey said, "Don't eat the brown gooballs"

heady gooballs $5!

by TreePhiend April 26, 2006

Jane Goodall

Singular Noun. Born in London in 1934. A character in Tarzan was named after her. The woman who would devote her life not only to studying the chimpanzees of Gombe, Tanzania, but also to opening people's eyes to the fact that animals, too, have feelings and personalities. She thought nothing of giving names to the animals that she studied, something that was unheard of in her day. She observed the roots of what we would call "evil" in the chimps, as well as the love and affection that chimps have for their families and friends.

She was the first human to marry a chimpanzee.

Jane Goodall is the biggest chimp lover in history.

by frabrizio September 16, 2016

Jane Goodall

A common species of white female. She is usually found in the illusive chimp peen. She was featured in the movie Tarzan. She studied the chimpanzees by formally rapping them in there sleep to see how they react. She had a son that was fed to the chimpanzees because he wasn’t hairy at birth. She had later developed STDS and had lived among the raped baby’s and is in many pictures of a chimp looking at her mangina.

Stay clear it’s an allusive Jane Goodall

by The eat me nut December 11, 2018

whacked up on goofballs

To be intoxicated with a drug. See hepped up on goofballs.

We spent the afternoon whacked up on goofballs.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

Goofball

A Girl who is Smart, Pretty, Intelligent and Funny!
Usually they love to hangout and play games with other people, and are just a lovable person to be around, they also make you happy when you feel down, they are really nice and smart as well!
Goof is for Short!

Dude, that Girl is such a Goof!

She is such a Goofball!

by Bubby! September 29, 2013

goofballian

A person who acts like a big time goofball.

Hey, man! Did you see Joey doing tiktok dances last night? He is a major goofballian. (I.E. he is part of the goofballian race)

by Poiiop#1 September 10, 2022