The male/gender neutral version of a girlboss.
A male or gender neutral identifying person who will stop at nothing to become the boss.
Males who are a level above alpha and yogurt men.
A male or gender neutral identifying person who will stop at nothing to become the boss.
Males who are a level above alpha and yogurt men.
“Did you hear that Matt is going to be the manager of the IHOP he works at?”
“Wow, that’s awesome! He’s such a gogurtmale!
“Wow, that’s awesome! He’s such a gogurtmale!
by Ce1estial November 30, 2022
Get the Gogurtmale mug.A penis gourd or "phallocrypt" is a conical device worn by the people of Papua New Guinea on their penis. It is constructed out of an ornimental gourd and decorated. It is used to protect their penis's but not only that, they can also be used as "purses" that store things such as chance, cigarettes and other belongings.
by Mr Jon August 4, 2005
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A replacement term for both "god" and "lord."
For those of us who are non-theists and wish to purge our personal vernacular of religious terms, it can be difficult to get away from the conventional terms/colloquial expressions of "oh god," "my lord," and the like.
I propose its use as a basically meaningless term used for emphasis and/or exasperation in both writing and speech.
It serves as a transition away from "god" and "lord," but is still intuitive enough that the reader grasps the emotional content expressed by/with its use. Serendipitously, "gourd" being used as a replacement for "god" and "lord" is contextually nonsensical...a perfect reflection of the metaphysical silliness represented by the notion(s) of "god" and "lord" to the non-theist.
For those of us who are non-theists and wish to purge our personal vernacular of religious terms, it can be difficult to get away from the conventional terms/colloquial expressions of "oh god," "my lord," and the like.
I propose its use as a basically meaningless term used for emphasis and/or exasperation in both writing and speech.
It serves as a transition away from "god" and "lord," but is still intuitive enough that the reader grasps the emotional content expressed by/with its use. Serendipitously, "gourd" being used as a replacement for "god" and "lord" is contextually nonsensical...a perfect reflection of the metaphysical silliness represented by the notion(s) of "god" and "lord" to the non-theist.
Cleanliness is next to gourdliness.
by quidditian December 8, 2010
Get the gourd mug.by Eziquio C. November 13, 2014
Get the stoned outta my gourd! mug.Dudebro 1: Dudebro, she just milked my bacon with a condom on!
Dudebro 2: It feels great, man! Did you gogurt on that girl's face afterwards?!
Dudebro 2: It feels great, man! Did you gogurt on that girl's face afterwards?!
by Yu Wong March 15, 2008
Get the gogurt mug.- fuck a bitch wearing a condom
-ejaculate into said condom
-maintaining the integrity of the load, remove condom
-feed partner contents of condom by squeezing from one end of the condom (like a gogurt) to the next into her mouth
-for creativity, use flavored condoms or lubricants
-contents may be saved for the next partner
-ejaculate into said condom
-maintaining the integrity of the load, remove condom
-feed partner contents of condom by squeezing from one end of the condom (like a gogurt) to the next into her mouth
-for creativity, use flavored condoms or lubricants
-contents may be saved for the next partner
by Chazzy Bear December 14, 2008
Get the gogurt mug.When you use a condom while getting head, and your girls sucks out the cum when you're done, just like gogurt.
by EveryoneLovesGogurt January 10, 2016
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