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Glump

A glumpy glumpsious glum of glumpilious glump.
by Mr. G. Lump August 22, 2023
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Glump score

The amount of ball pit balls (usually 2 inches in diameter) one can put inside their rectum. At least half of a ball must be inside for it to count. Someone can have up to 2 glump scores depending on whether the balls are lubricated or not.
Guy 1: Hey bro! What's your glump score?
Guy 2: I've gotten 20 dry, but with lube i'm able to get up to 30.
by Lighty2TF April 2, 2024
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glump

a man with a bleached butthole and a glazing body
i met this man yesterday, he was a glump
by jasib August 2, 2024
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Cum Glump

It can be classified as the accumulation of semen within a males shaft as a result of Glumping. It can also be utilized as a derogatory term.
My doctor said I had an impressive Cum Glump built up after I glumpmaxed for a year straight.

Shut up you Cum Glump.
by Forest Glump June 2, 2024
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Glump

Verb: to glump, glumped (past tense)
Adjective: glumping, glumpy

For a word with so many uses, it is notoriously hard to define; like a cloud floating on the breeze of a summer's day it is ever-changing, but continues to inspire and awe. It may well refer to a certain ejection of bodily fluids, but could equally refer to the act of generating them instead. Moreso, it is a word for togetherness, camaraderie, and instils faith that the night will be good, because it will be a night spent in good company.
After a long night in Wetherspoons, things were getting glumpy for Alex and Stewart

"I'm gonna get so glumped tonight"
by BigGill July 19, 2025
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Glump

John: hey Glump, what's up?

Glump: oh, hi john.
by Glump_ December 28, 2025
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Glum Glum

The act of going down on a female after the male has ejaculated inside her vag.
Barry: "Have you ever tasted your own spunk?"
Trevor: "No, what?! Thats sick, why, have you?"
Barry: "Yeah."
Trevor: "Why? Thats wrong, and a bit gay!"
Barry: "It isn't gay, she made me do it!! She likes Glum Glum!"
by Spunk Sucker April 16, 2011
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