glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 9, 2018

glocking

Sexual act in which two gay men jerk off, and when close to cumming, point their dick at each other, and say "It's high noon" before cumming over each other

Back in the day, cowboys spent most of their time glocking with each other

by Paraguay_Stronk August 10, 2019

Glorkin'

The act of inserting your penis into another mans penis.

Dave: " Hey Tim, wanna glork later?"
Tim: "Oh yeah, I'd love to go glorkin' later."

by Glork Master July 7, 2022

Glock in My Rarri

I got a gun in my car with you name on it boy

"I got a glock in my rarri."-- Fetty Wap in the song "679"

by AStupidMonkey October 21, 2023

Glowkin

Using an uncracked glow stick covered in toilet bowl cleaner and shoving it down your urethra and trying to crack it

My girlfriend helped me Glowkin last night

by AverageHaterOfPeople April 19, 2024

glonkin’

Glonkin’ is an Adjective.

Used to define something thats like, super really cool and awesome

Dave: Yo i just passed my math test!

Goliath: Hell yeah, that is so glonkin’

by anonymous May 20, 2024

glopkin

Being sexually aroused by violence and cats in loaf form

Im feeling like a glopkin after i saw that man be beat to death and feeding my cat

by Wordsy3636 May 26, 2024