Gilardo

A fat fuck who likes to eat, smoke weed, and make strange noises. The term was originally started by members of the Port Washington high school football team, but has since become part of the vernacular at many colleges along the east coast.

(after drinking a half-gallon of orange juice and smoking 2 blunts)
Matt: MATT MAGGOGGGGER!
Zack: man, I wish I could be a Gilardo like Matt
Matt: SHUT THE BEUCK UP!

by bob16723 February 9, 2010

Giardia

exclamation; used in place of such words as goodness, gracious, lord, god, shit, hell, fuck, etc.

Gardia! I just stubbed my toe!

Oh Giardia! (upon seeing a beaver shitting in the river upstream from you)

Friend: I've got a bad case of the shits man.
You: Giardia!

by Thir October 2, 2007

Gwardino

How to say: gwar-dino
Something that someone randomly blurts out, out of no where.

Girl: Yeah so i was at the bus stop today and...
Boy: GWARDINOOOOO!
girl: ...that was uncalled for.

by Rawri'malion January 13, 2009

giardi

A ugly girl that has depression and everyone hates her she is fat and a piece of shit.

Giardi is a piece of shit and a cunt

by Hunnnnnnnnnneerrrrrr May 14, 2017

Girard's law

Coined by fat retard and known iFunny user "Girard", his law, which was written in purple crayon, states that anyone viewing this must subscribe to his account.

This guy. He has swag. "Girard"? Fuck, he makes me wet. I must subscribe. It is law. Girard's law. Lol
-Girard, wearing groucho marx glasses

by SexyGirl77 May 10, 2020

gitarded

to be completely stupified .. after a heavy night of 420:)

woh man , i am completely gitarded.. what was that ???

by Babybug420 September 8, 2005

giard

flaming homosexual

19 year old male ho-bag

by Anonymous July 12, 2003